Exchanging Embassies

[Delfos]

ambassador: "im delighted with this caviar, 1st thing i must do is pack a few from any store and bring home, also tell my government to ship takasian caviar to New Delfos"

*makes a pause on the speech to eat more caviar snacks, meanwhile, tele-message beeps in Yarkin Fajahomed's suitcase*

ambassador: "hm this working already? they'r fast!"

*opens the suitcase and, instad of a normal suitcase, this contained a plasma screen on one side and some digital keyboard on the other*

ambassador: "your highness, wanna know something funny? this suitcase is the key for New Delfos' diplomacy, for years we'r studying video-conference and satellite video-calls, this is the way of the future!"

*the screen switches on after ambassador, some face came on of an high prestige air force general or something*

NDAF general: "Temos o catálogo que pediu, fizemos uma listagem extensiva dos aviões que temos, inactivos e activos, e do local de produção. hey...quem é este?"

ambassador: "Este..é o rei Takas I, podes falar à vontade, estava só a mostrar isto a ele, fala em inglês, as notícias são para ele também"

*ambassador Fajahomed leans to Takas I and whispers* "This is our New Delfos Air Force General, he's reporting the catalog i required"

NDAF general: "erm..Hello your highness Takas the 1st, i'm reporting that we accomplished to build a catalog´of our aircraft, it has info of where it's built and where the factory is, also Time times Cost of building a new craft. We did not applied any monetary cost on them because we do not sell our crafts, but maybe Ambassador Yarkin Fajahomed can work something out about trading them for other aircrafts, we are very short on bombers of any kind.." ambassador: *cough* "You were not asked to make any suggestion to your highness King Takas, please send the data and disconnect." NDAF general: "im sorry sir, here's the data."

*screen flashes a pop-up flashing "DATA LINK, SATELLITE DEFENSE CHECKING, NO INTERFERENCE, COMMENCING DOWNLOAD FROM SOURCE *ndafhq*, DOWNLOAD COMPLETE, COMMENCING UPLOAD TO *fajahomed*, UPLOAD COMPLETE, SATELLITE DEFENSE CHECKING, DATA LINK OFF" all this in 10 seconds*

ambassador: "For Allah! This is fast! Heres the catalog, have a look"

New Delfos Aircrafts Catalog

ambassador: "Im sorry, i guess the other catalogs arent ready yet. Oh im so tired your highness, King Takas, i urge to sleep a bit. I'll be back tomorrow."

OOC: I made all catalogs, just waiting to know if its against the rules to use produce other nation's vehicles, as i said, if so i'll just change the names to something else. Im so tired your highness, i urge to sleep a bit, i'll be back tomorrow. :p

[tak]

"Sure, we shall meet tomorrow in the Summer Palace in Costa del Sol. We'll have to show you around there."

The ambassador got on the pre-arranged limosine, and headed towards the Embassy Complex on Embassy Boulevard.

[Delfos]

ambassador: "driver? take me to the airport, it'll be quick, keep the engine running"
driver: "sure, whatever you say"

after arriving to the airport, ambassador Yarkin Fajahomed stepped out of the limo fast and got in the hurry to the airfield.

driver: "what is he thinking?! im not payed to go around!"

Yarkin ran to Birkov's Fortress, stepped in the door without notice finding the pilots in the cargo hold, drunk and sleeping.

ambassador: "WHAT IN THE NAME OF ALLAH ARE YOU TWO THINKING! WAKE UP YOU LOUSY MAHARA SAND SNAILS!"
pilots: "what what? oh welcome back sir! is it to drive you home already?!"
ambassador: "What are you thinking? Im staying, i need you 2 to unload the 1st 2 boxes, then use the video-conference screen, they made it running today, got a transmission already."
pilots: "it worked? we heard on the news that it blew off!"
ambassador: "glad it worked, we dont have to fund the Tech Ministery more. now up up, upload the cargo!"
pilots: "yes sir, wait outside please"

pilots unloaded the cargo

pilot A: "damn heavy boxes, what do they have inside?"
pilot B: "how the hell i know, all i know is they are important to the government, or else they wouldnt ask us to fly this plane around the world filled with wooden boxes with more black sealed boxes inside"
pilot A: "hey, how do you know about the black sealed boxes?"
pilot B: "erm...dont tell anyone, i sneaked"
pilot A: "thats how you do it Goryiev! haha! i sneaked too hahaha!"

the pilots lauched for a bit till...

ambassador: "what are you laughing at?"
pilots: "ahh... nothing, just something funny we remembered."
ambassador: "right, im sleepy, i need to go, i'll ask the airport authorities to take those boxes to my suite in the embassy complex, see you both."
pilots: "goodbye"

ambassador still said when leaving "dont forget to check your orders!"

Airport information center (good looking girl): "Good Evening sir, how may i help you?"
ambassador: "I'v some cargo on the airfield, i need a transport for them to the New Delfos suite on the embassy complex"
(girl): "I will ask for the authorities to take charge of that, can you tell the name where it should be adressed?"
ambassador: "yes, Ambassador Yarkin Fajahomed, and your name?"

girl makes a flushed smile: "Im on duty sir, my name is suposed to be Airport Information Center, but you can call me Lainna."
ambassador: "Nice to know you Lainna, you know where im staying. The boxes are those big wooden ones there." *points to the wooden boxes in the middle of the airfield parking* "See you soon."

the pilots returnt to the Birkov Fortress after a few more drinks, and switched the video-conference device.

Pilot A: "It has signal..."
Pilot B: "no way! this is cool!"
Pilot A: "hey do you have that lil paper with the login password?"
Pilot B: "no..i ate it, didnt you?"
pilot A: "I did, but i dont recall the password"
pilot B: "and you expect me to know? you'r the one that was supposed to know"
pilot A: "I guess thats why they gave the password to both of us!"
pilot B: "alright alright, let's go sleep anyway, i wouldnt fly at night even if it was Boyenivish himself waiting for us in the other side"
pilot A: "right, tomorrow morning we'r going to the embassy, Yarkin must know the password, i go sleep in the airport's fluffy chairs"

ambassador: "im sorry for the delay, had some issues to attend, back to the embassy complex please"
driver: "no problem, whatever you say" says the driver with sleepy voice.

[Delfos]

the door rings, the doorman guard opens the door, two guys were at the front.
doorman: "Who are you?"
pilots: "We'r the Birkov Fortress pilots, we need to see the ambassador of New Delfos."
doorman: "is this urgent?"
pilots "Yes, we need something that only the ambassador can give us, that something gone miss since last night, we need it, so please can you call the ambassador?"
doorman: "one moment, let me ask him if he allows this" closes the door, goes to the intercom of the ambassador's room: "Sir? Are you awake? There's two pilots on the front of this embassy asking to speak with you, they want you to give them something"
ambassador: "erm yes! let them in, i'll be ready in a moment!"
the doorman gone back to the door, "You can come in." "Thank you" said the pilots.

while they were entering, a beautiful woman was dressing up in the lobby, she was in a hurry, and then it hit the pilots "oh my god, it's the girl from the information center of the airport, Fajahomed you lousy bastard" both laughed for some time while the girl rushed out.

Ambassador Fajahomed: "Shouldn't you both be out of here yesterday?"
Pilot A:"Im sorry sir, we had a situation, and seems so did you, sir." both pilots laugh
ambassador: "Very funny, but you must agree with me, she's hot!"
pilot B: "She sure is."
ambassador: "What can i help you with?"
Pilot B: "well..we ate the passwords, now we cannot remember them, we thought that maybe you could have a password for us."
ambassador: "you mean you missed yesterday's time for you to comunicate? how can you be the Birkov Fortress pilots when you screw up like this!"
pilots: "im sorry sir, but we need that password"
ambassador: "i'll see what i can do, let me contact the NDAF staff"

few minutes later
ambassador: "I wrote in this lil paper, hope you both learn it, this is the new password. NDAF staff couldnt belive the story i told about you, so you better explain them better. You know it now?"
pilots: "yes sir, thank you sir"

Ambassador Fajahomed gave them the paper with password and told: "Now eat it! I gotta get to Summer Palace in Costa del Sol. See you both, farewell." He picked his suitcase and called a cab to the palace.
ambassador: "This cabs are comfy, to Summer Palace in Costa del Sol please"
driver: "Are you an ambassador?"
ambassador: "cant you tell? yes i am"
driver: "Then it's free, i'll drive you there."

The pilots arrived the airport, entered the Birkov Fortress and sat on their seats to activate the VCCS(Video-Conference Comunication Screen).
Pilot A: "This time we got in, man this is cool"
Pilot B: "Finally, now check for orders"
Pilot A: "Connecting to NDAF center"
NDAF staff: "Hello, welcome, you have new orders, let me pass to your responsable."
Pilot A: "Sure get on with it."
NDAF general: "Good morning pilots, your orders came straight from the top, are you ready to listen?"
Pilot A: "Yes sir!"
NDAF general: "You have to pick Yuri Papovish at Varkour international airport, he's there as civilian, then fly to Gallipoli-China PIUC International Airport, use Gate 3. Did you understand?"
Pilot A: "Yes sir! Understood."
NDAF general: "This is very important, you will meet more NDAF staff that came to Varkour with Yuri, now go."
Pilot A: "Got it sir! We'r on our way" and disconnects VCCS.
Pilot A: "Tower, this is Birkov Fortress, Tu-95, request take off straight away."
Tower: "Permission granted, please move to runway 7C"
Pilot A: "Understood"
Pilot B: "We'r ready, ask for go."
Pilot A: "Tower, this is Birkov Fortress, Tu-95, clear for take off."
Tower: "Skies are clear for the moment, you have your go"
Pilot A: "Here we go the, have a nice day."
Tower: "Copy, have a nice day."

Ambassador Yarkin Fajahomed arrived to the palace.
ambassador: "Where can i meet King Takas?"
waiter: "Im not sure sir, he might be in his office, just upstairs"
ambassador: "Thank you"
Yarkin climbed up, when he reached to the doorm, he knocked: "King Taka? Your highness? This is Ambassador Yarkin Fajahomed from New Delfos. Are you there?"

[tak]

While in a hurry, the ambassador must not have noticed that it is no office. It was unsure how he got passed the security and went to the wrong block - anyway, Takasia is not the most secure place in Taijitu.

The door opened, came the King's cousin, Prince Ivan Pabosky, stark naked.

The ambassador was taken aback, not knowing what to do, and then he found himself grabbed by the Prince. All of a sudden, the ambassador was taken into the room with the door locked....

[Delfos]

ambassador: "What is the meaning of this! Who are you?! Where's King Takas! I demand answers!"

[tak]

Ivan, "of course you are here for fun, or why else you are here for?" And attempted to strip the ambassador.

In the office in the southern block, the King was getting impatient now.

[Delfos]

ambassador Yarkin Fajahomed couldnt believe what was happening!

ambassador: "Take your hands off me!" said it loud enough so people nearby could hear." Pushed what he thought it was a naked stranger away, and opened a small cal at the bottom of the suitcase wich contained a button, he pressed the button and said "Stop! What the bloody hell are you doing!"

New Delfos NDAF Command Tower received the distress call, satellite gave the distress positions and soon the NDAF general was informed via VCS: "Sir?! We received a distress call from Ambassador Yarkin Fajahomed, he's in Takasia atm, sir."
NDAF general: "We have no time to loose, wake up the recon squadron. Tell them to not engage any threat, just check on the diplomat."
NDAF staff: "We got it sir." dialed something on the digital board: "Kujsk Air Force Base? We have an emergency for the 1st Recon Squad: We have a distress call from Takasia, you will not engage, i repeat, you will not engage with any vessel, just check on the diplomat, coordinates are uploaded to your on-board VCS. Understood?"
1st Recon Squad Leader: "Understood, on our way!"


1st Air Force - Recon Squad will arrive Takasia in half an hour

EMERGENCY TELEGRAM - HIGH PRIORITY
From: New Delfos Air Force General, Boris Janovisk
To:King of Takasia, Takas I

We received an emergency call from Ambassador Yarkin Fajahomed. Satellite confirms he's inside your summer palace. We already sent a Recon Squad, they were ordered not to engage, but if this is some kind of threat to our nation they will make some wreck. We need to know your intentions AS SOON AS POSSIBLE so there is no diplomacy rape.

[tak]

King Takas I was shocked when he received the telegram. He already sensed what had happened. "It must be Ivan again, tricked my guests to his room! Raping an ambassador is way too much!" he thought, "Gotta break into his room again!"

EMERGENCY TELEGRAM - HIGH PRIORITY
To: New Delfos Air Force General, Boris Janovisk
From: King of Takasia, Takas I

We demand your air force to halt operations instantly. We have ordered our imperial guards to search every single room in the palace. We cannot guarantee inaction if your air force get into the airspace of St. Takasburg municipality.

King Takas I

[tak]

Officer hurried into the King's office, "No good, your majesty. Some fishermen has noticed those Delfian planes, and the fuxking The Sun has already reported them!"

"Kurva!" The King could not control his temper any more, "Get the ambassador and the bastard here, instantly!

"Have you already asked those Delfians to stop operation?

"Oh yes, do you know if that Delfian is a Moslem? We are in deep trouble if so.

"Neither can we let anyone, especially the Tagirstanis, about that bastards sexuality! Those fuxking Christans will kill us for this!"

Mintues later, both the ambassador and Ivan were brought to the King's office, in seperate Chariots - and Ivan was still naked. It seemed like something "intimate" had already happened between the two.

The King, looking at the terrified ambassador, finally broke the silence, "We sincerely appologize for the incidence."
Silence again.

[Varkour]

Message to NDAFs pilots:

You are not permitted to fly through Varkourian airspace. Turn back now.

[Delfos]

NDAF squadron leader: "Varkour airspace control, this is NDAF R1 leader of the operation, we were odered to make recognition on personal in Takasia territory, permission for airspace transiction."

As soon he ended his transmission to Varkour airspace control, his VCS pops up saying "HIGH PRIORITY MESSAGE". He linked the VCS and general Boris Janovisk had a worried looking in his face.

general Boris Janovisk: "Abort mission immediately, turn back and land on the carrier, this mission is susteined for now."
NDAF recon squad leader: "Roger that, All pilots: abort mission, turn back, fly to vega waypoint and meet up in the carrier." he linked VCS to radio control: "Varkour airspace control, this is NDAF R1, cancel last request, we are not entering Varkour airspace, U turn in motion. Sorry for the trouble and have a nice day."

Meanwhile the Ambassador Yarkin Fajahomed was still very terrified with the happening, after calming down he said to the nearby waiter: "Could you get me a glass of water please? ah and some of those caviar snacks too." He looked at naked stranger like if he couldnt believe he was still there. "Can anyone explain me what happened? And who is this abuser!? And i also warn you i sent an emergency signal to our central thought VCCS, you better tell them this is over!"

From: New Delfos Air Force General, Boris Janovisk
To: King of Takasia, Takas I

The mission was successfully aborted, but the Recon Squad is still on hold, please ask the ambassador to communicate through Video-Conference Communication Suitcase so we can end the mission. I would also like to say that the Minister of Foreign Affairs Meinsgart has been informed of this. He will contact you sooner or later.

[tak]

A couple days after the incident, and some coverage on the tabloid, journalists from Takasia and New Dalfos swamped at the Embassy Complex in St. Takasburg.

"What has actually happened that morning? What triggered the air force mobilisation?" the ambassador probed.

[Delfos]

OOC:i dont even remember what i had to discuss with takas I, just follow the main rp.