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Offline Solnath

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Re: You May Find This Interesting
« Reply #30 on: May 13, 2007, 07:12:12 PM »
Mission accomplished, then.
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Re: You May Find This Interesting
« Reply #31 on: May 13, 2007, 07:51:34 PM »
You're deeply offended by anything  :fight:
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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: You May Find This Interesting
« Reply #32 on: May 13, 2007, 09:56:07 PM »
I want to see it Ryaz is right.

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Offline Delfos

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Re: You May Find This Interesting
« Reply #33 on: May 14, 2007, 02:31:35 AM »
lucky retarded turtles are smarter than humans

Offline Algerianbania

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Re: You May Find This Interesting
« Reply #34 on: May 14, 2007, 02:36:19 AM »
Good thing I'm a panda then.
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Offline Delfos

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Re: You May Find This Interesting
« Reply #35 on: May 14, 2007, 02:39:56 AM »
pandas are dumb, they eat leaves all day and sit around doing nothing, that's almost the same thing the dumbest human would do.

Offline Algerianbania

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Re: You May Find This Interesting
« Reply #36 on: May 14, 2007, 02:41:14 AM »
We get fed and nurtured by zoologist. We're smart enough to actually take the free food.
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Re: You May Find This Interesting
« Reply #37 on: May 14, 2007, 02:43:10 AM »
oh i get itm, they get oppressed in those zoo cages? i understand. poor pandas. want a peanut?

Offline Algerianbania

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Re: You May Find This Interesting
« Reply #38 on: May 14, 2007, 02:45:52 AM »
Again we are smart. We get pitied and people think that we are so cute. So we get on the a shit load of news shows. Steve Erwin and pandas are the only reason that Animal Planet didn't die after its first quarter.
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Re: You May Find This Interesting
« Reply #39 on: May 14, 2007, 04:06:41 AM »
Do you actually think the whole cute and cuddly thing is by accident, a simple result of evolution?  Not so, my friend.  The wise panda knows that the cuter the species, the most popular, and therefore they stand the best chance of avoiding extinction.  Momma pandas train their young nearly from birth to maximize their cuteness and playfulness for that very reason.  Pandas, dumb?  I think not.  They just let us think that.
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Re: You May Find This Interesting
« Reply #40 on: May 14, 2007, 04:13:51 AM »
And for zat, zey must die!
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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: You May Find This Interesting
« Reply #41 on: May 14, 2007, 04:36:05 AM »
Someone finally understands the panda ways. Thank you Khablan.

Solnath, I was tempted to not respond, just to witness the bombardment on your ego which would sure follow. Alas I gave in. "Zey pandaz arz un ov zey moust pwechy aunymauls in zey wowld. Weswect dem."
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Re: You May Find This Interesting
« Reply #42 on: May 14, 2007, 05:10:32 AM »
I suspect that our dear Soly suffers from a severe fear of cuteness.  But this too can be cured, with time and patience.  He must be strapped into a chair (to prevent harming himself, of course), and a television placed before him, through which he will be subjected to a long series of video tapes, which would include such media rife with cuddly puppies and kittens, Teletubbies, and assorted giggling, blissful children.  His nourishment should consist of such cheerful dishes as Micky-Mouse-shaped pancakes, Happy Meals complete with toys, clown sundaes, and smiley-face cookies.  Mental health aides assigned to his care will be equipped with state of the art ear plugs, to prevent ear damage resulting from the onslaught of cursing and screaming that is common from such sufferers in the early stages of treatment.  This must be repeated daily until such time as he is cured.  Fear not, Soly.  We are determined to help you.
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Offline Solnath

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Re: You May Find This Interesting
« Reply #43 on: May 14, 2007, 05:14:00 AM »
An odd way to address the Protector of All That Is Cute And Holy.
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Offline Khablan

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Re: You May Find This Interesting
« Reply #44 on: May 14, 2007, 05:59:48 AM »
Soly, Soly, Soly...

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I see that you are in the denial stage.  But that's alright, Soly.  We're here for you whenever you're ready for help.
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