News: The arteries of Taijitu run not with blood, but with kittens!
Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.
Colt .45 isn't a manly weapon... A manly weapon is your bare fists! BIA!
yup, revolvers are for hicks, reenactment loonies and village idiots. Not to mention that the only weapons that may be suitable at a wedding are ceremonial sabres and salute cannons.
NO SOLY! NO! Down boy!