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Title: you are invited
Post by: Khem on June 06, 2007, 07:38:10 PM: To: everyone (yes ryaz even you)

you are cordially invited to attend the marriage ceremony of your two favorite young females of taijitu. yes thats right alana and myself are getting married right here in taijitu, we shall hold the wedding here in the general discussion thread. RSVP now and we can set the exact date. come join us and remember to bring extra tissues for soly.

your friend,
neila.
Title: Re: you are invited
Post by: Hendrix on June 06, 2007, 08:20:29 PM: Yeah im up for it..... you two are gonna kiss right?
Title: Re: you are invited
Post by: Khem on June 06, 2007, 08:40:50 PM: of course we will as a couple as sexy as we are it would be cruel for us not to.
Title: Re: you are invited
Post by: Hendrix on June 06, 2007, 09:41:12 PM: Excellent news :drunks:

**dusts off video camera**
Title: Re: you are invited
Post by: The Empire on June 06, 2007, 09:46:42 PM: I'll try to be there too ;D
Title: Re: you are invited
Post by: Khem on June 06, 2007, 09:51:01 PM: :clap:
yay good to see that you are coming KR.
Title: Re: you are invited
Post by: kor on June 06, 2007, 10:08:50 PM: I'll be here too. :drunks:
Title: Re: you are invited
Post by: Khablan on June 06, 2007, 10:31:32 PM: Oh what fun. What shall we throw, then? Rice just wouldn't do these days. Rose petals? Oh, I know! How about Skittles?
Title: Re: you are invited
Post by: The Empire on June 06, 2007, 10:40:04 PM: Skittles? how unpiraty isn't that! Nay, the only thing good enough here is spanish gold dubloons!
Title: Re: you are invited
Post by: Algerianbania on June 06, 2007, 11:05:13 PM: I would love to go, but unfortunately, summer duties call. :'(
Title: Re: you are invited
Post by: Solnath on June 06, 2007, 11:23:21 PM: Tissues? You're suggesting I'm either of the two things I don't do in public, so don't fret.

I'll bring the champagne!
Title: Re: you are invited
Post by: Talmann on June 07, 2007, 03:41:34 AM: Ooh! Ooh! I'll be there! With LOTS of sugary goodness, and a couple bottles of wine (for Al) and Jack Daniels (for PUR).
Title: Re: you are invited
Post by: Khablan on June 07, 2007, 05:39:43 AM: Quote
Skittles? how unpiraty isn't that! Nay, the only thing good enough here is spanish gold dubloons!

Oh, you're right, Empire. But maybe chocolate dubloons? They'll need the energy for the honeymoon.
Title: Re: you are invited
Post by: The Empire on June 07, 2007, 08:48:16 AM: Now I like the way you are thinking Captain Khab, I like it a lot, chocolate dubloons it is.

But i don't think the real ones would have hurt their travelling funds.
Title: Re: you are invited
Post by: Allama on June 07, 2007, 12:02:48 PM: I propose a compromise, to satisfy both sides of the coin (all puns intended!):

Throw a mix of gold dubloons and chocolate ones. That way we'll have sugary energy and financial security; everything a couple of virile young women need, neh?

By the by, I wholeheartedly support those bringing wine and champagne. All who have RSVP'd we'll be glad to have in attendance!
Title: Re: you are invited
Post by: Khablan on June 07, 2007, 04:34:23 PM: Perfect! I'll keep a slice of cake in the freezer for panda.
Title: Re: you are invited
Post by: Allama on June 12, 2007, 07:20:23 PM: Now, we need to set the date. Do Thursdays work for anyone?
Title: Re: you are invited
Post by: The Empire on June 12, 2007, 07:42:12 PM: For me, not this thursday, maybe next... on the other hand, I might not be invited anymore after my "harmless" harrassment? ;)
Title: Re: you are invited
Post by: Khem on June 12, 2007, 10:07:44 PM: next thursday works for me, and for you my love?
Title: Re: you are invited
Post by: St Oz on June 12, 2007, 11:11:09 PM: I the Saint of Saints, THE OZ OF OZ!

Will voluntarily and almost invite himself to be the one who will join these two... sexy *cough* I mean beautiful Women together in Marriage...
Title: Re: you are invited
Post by: Khem on June 13, 2007, 06:47:40 AM: sounds good to me oz!
Title: Re: you are invited
Post by: Solnath on June 13, 2007, 08:46:10 AM: Oz joining people... no...
Title: Re: you are invited
Post by: Allama on June 13, 2007, 01:02:59 PM: Quote from: PUR on June 12, 2007, 10:07:44 PM
next thursday works for me, and for you my love?

Yes, of course! I will very happily be there. How does the afternoon sound to you, darling?

Quote from: St Oz on June 12, 2007, 11:11:09 PM
I the Saint of Saints, THE OZ OF OZ!

Will voluntarily and almost invite himself to be the one who will join these two... sexy *cough* I mean beautiful Women together in Marriage...

Accepted! Please wear your most garishly colorful vestments to celebrate this rainbow marriage.
Title: Re: you are invited
Post by: Khem on June 13, 2007, 06:35:13 PM: afternoon wedding and a night of lusty joinings, sounds like a good idea to me!
Title: Re: you are invited
Post by: Sovereign Dixie on June 13, 2007, 08:04:17 PM: I would love to attend, two beautiful women, one kick ass ceremony, plus, as former Delegate, this will get me some press, as well as giving my secret service agents something to do. I will bring wine, whiskey, smokes, and pizza.

um... about those "lustful joinings"...will that be a public service as well? And, if not, will we be able to get a video afterwards? Slide show? Viewmaster wheel? An IMAX feature? Comic book?
Title: Re: you are invited
Post by: Solnath on June 13, 2007, 08:33:45 PM: /me laughs at Viewmaster wheel "joinings."

I'd laugh harder if they existed and then I'd buy them. Maybe someone should sneak in and make one secretly.
Title: Re: you are invited
Post by: Talmann on June 13, 2007, 08:34:56 PM: LOL @ ^^ :D :clap:
Title: Re: you are invited
Post by: Bara on June 13, 2007, 09:13:38 PM: wait, am i invinted?
Title: Re: you are invited
Post by: Solnath on June 13, 2007, 09:33:51 PM: Will you stop changing your username, Bara/Vera? Go back to using Veramark, wouldyaplease, "Vera" is a cute name.
Title: Re: you are invited
Post by: Bara on June 13, 2007, 09:40:16 PM: sorry soly, but i sorta RPed that Veramark got kicked out of power by barakarin...

but my quesiton prevails, am i invainted?
Title: Re: you are invited
Post by: St Oz on June 13, 2007, 10:13:59 PM: Hellz yeah, the Pink Ninja himself, The holiest of the Holy, and he's come to Sanctify your mothers! It's!!!

Saiinnnnnnnnnnnt! OZZZZZZZZZ!

*oz poofs in with light emitting around him*
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1275/544693658_a7893122f9_o.png)

"Did somebody say Wedding?"

*takes a golden holy book out of his holster and spins it around* "Let's do this..."
Title: Re: you are invited
Post by: Bara on June 13, 2007, 10:16:31 PM: is that a yes?
Title: Re: you are invited
Post by: The Empire on June 14, 2007, 12:12:11 PM: Yes to ^ everyone is. And it's much simpler if you keep ONE username for your account regardless of who/what your nation's current ruler is. Changing it oly makes the rest of us confused about who you are...
Title: Re: you are invited
Post by: Bara on June 14, 2007, 01:22:21 PM: mwha ha ha, my evil plan of evilness works! to confuse you all!!!!

and empire, this is a 1st, somebody told me to change my username....
Title: Re: you are invited
Post by: PoD Gunner on June 14, 2007, 01:50:49 PM: Quote
virile young women
??? That sounds..uhm...interesting. I wouldn't miss it for the world. PUR, may I be your best man?
Title: Re: you are invited
Post by: Bara on June 14, 2007, 01:52:18 PM: I'll be the ring carry lad, sincie i am the youngest
Title: Re: you are invited
Post by: Allama on June 14, 2007, 01:58:16 PM: Yes, yes, everyone is invited. Don't hesitate to enjoy the reception afterwards, either! I shall speak the magic words: open bar.

Barakarin, your offer is most appreciated. We will gladly provide you with an adorable ring-bearer outfit, if you like.

To address another issue - no witnesses or electronic devices will be permitted in the marital suite PUR and I have selected for our honeymoon. Any videos, photographs, audio recordings, sketches, paintings, scrimshaw, or other depictions of our "joinings" will result in the immediate and somewhat regretful demise of the perpetrator.

Kisses, lovelies! :-P
Title: Re: you are invited
Post by: Bara on June 14, 2007, 02:28:33 PM: i got my outfit all ready

(http://peacelinetours.g2gm.com/pictures/pictures/ira.jpg)

This good?

or this?

(http://www.pbs.org/newshour/images/europe/jan-june98/ahern01.gif)

or do you want me to wear a kilt?

or do you want me to wear my birthday suit?
Title: Re: you are invited
Post by: St Oz on June 14, 2007, 04:01:19 PM: Alana and PUR had this in mind I believe

(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1408/548262203_1dee33c63c_o.jpg)
Title: Re: you are invited
Post by: Allama on June 14, 2007, 04:03:31 PM: We could always have the wedding in the nude - Beta Zed style! The couple, the wedding party, the guests... all stark naked.

Nah, nevermind. Too many penises would be involved... they might frighten PUR. ;) Also, Oz is correct. We added a cute hat with a ribbon, and some extra frills around the collar.

Plus I want to wear my pretty dress...
Title: Re: you are invited
Post by: Bara on June 14, 2007, 04:06:25 PM: heck no, i have my limits
Title: Re: you are invited
Post by: The Empire on June 14, 2007, 05:02:17 PM: Does that mean I have to uninstall the cameras that's already there? ::)
Title: Re: you are invited
Post by: Solnath on June 14, 2007, 05:13:10 PM: Bark, that's the third one I've seen so far, not the second.
Title: Re: you are invited
Post by: Allama on June 14, 2007, 05:28:11 PM: Quote from: The Empire on June 14, 2007, 05:02:17 PM
Does that mean I have to uninstall the cameras that's already there? ::)

Yes, hun. Yes, it does.
Title: Re: you are invited
Post by: The Empire on June 14, 2007, 06:20:58 PM: Awww :( but I can keep the ones in your pre-marriage changing rooms yes? O:-)
Title: Re: you are invited
Post by: Allama on June 14, 2007, 06:37:40 PM: No, Emp. Don't make me whack your nose with a rolled-up newspaper. :trout:
Title: Re: you are invited
Post by: Talmann on June 14, 2007, 10:12:38 PM: *Talmann slowly walks out of the brides (and grooms) room carrying a bag with a lenshole on the side*

Hi Al'...

*whistles innocently*
Title: Re: you are invited
Post by: Khablan on June 14, 2007, 10:32:44 PM: Males. Tsk. What can you do. I know, I'll walk stalk outside the room armed with my mighty spatula, and thwack any male who gets too close with any of the aforesaid banned equipment. I knew that spatula would come in handy sometime.
Title: Re: you are invited
Post by: Solnath on June 14, 2007, 10:52:52 PM: /me hums innocently at his photographic memory and cybernetic USB 2.0 implant.
Title: Re: you are invited
Post by: Zimmerwald on June 15, 2007, 12:14:29 AM: Cameras? That's just creepy.

Oh, and I'm RSVPing...
Title: Re: you are invited
Post by: The Empire on June 15, 2007, 10:43:52 AM: Well, I guess I will have to settle with attending the ceremony then ;D
Title: Re: you are invited
Post by: Bara on June 15, 2007, 12:59:16 PM: *Wakes up from long nights sleep, takes a depp berath and says*

"Good Morning Ladies"

*Starts rapping Colt .45*
Title: Re: you are invited
Post by: St Oz on June 15, 2007, 04:30:13 PM: Colt .45 isn't a manly weapon... A manly weapon is your bare fists! BIA!
Title: Re: you are invited
Post by: The Empire on June 15, 2007, 04:44:17 PM: yup, revolvers are for hicks, reenactment loonies and village idiots. Not to mention that the only weapons that may be suitable at a wedding are ceremonial sabres and salute cannons.
Title: Re: you are invited
Post by: Solnath on June 15, 2007, 05:11:55 PM: And Tesla coils from Red Alert.
Title: Re: you are invited
Post by: The Empire on June 15, 2007, 05:13:42 PM: NO SOLY! NO! Down boy!
Title: Re: you are invited
Post by: Bara on June 15, 2007, 06:06:30 PM: Quote from: St Oz on June 15, 2007, 04:30:13 PM
Colt .45 isn't a manly weapon... A manly weapon is your bare fists! BIA!
Quote from: The Empire on June 15, 2007, 04:44:17 PM
yup, revolvers are for hicks, reenactment loonies and village idiots. Not to mention that the only weapons that may be suitable at a wedding are ceremonial sabres and salute cannons.

its a song from afroman... Jeez.

Quote from: The Empire on June 15, 2007, 05:13:42 PM
NO SOLY! NO! Down boy!

ewwww
Title: Re: you are invited
Post by: St Oz on June 15, 2007, 07:19:49 PM: Insert Tesla Troops by Tesla Coil for more power! (OH MY!!!)

Inserts 5 Tesla Troops (WOAH WHERE'D HE GET THOSE!?)

*Zaps perverts who laugh at this post :P*
Title: Re: you are invited
Post by: Bara on June 15, 2007, 08:03:42 PM: whats Tesla Troops?
Title: Re: you are invited
Post by: Allama on June 22, 2007, 01:18:32 PM: The wedding commences! (http://forum.taijitu.org/games/the-wedding-of-the-beauties/0/)
Title: Re: you are invited
Post by: Solnath on June 22, 2007, 01:34:52 PM: Yatta!