Would You Hit It? Super Smash Bros. Brawl Edition

[Gulliver]

Mario: Mario be damned....

Luigi: ... Luigi's where it's at.

Peach: I do like turnips I guess.

Bowser: He does breath fire. That's cool.

Donkey Kong: I'm a sucker for the tie. It's adorable.

Diddy Kong: I don't need to justify my refusal of him

Yoshi: Oddly enough, hermaphrodites are a turn off for me.

Wario: Bites with a troubling frequency.

Link: Look at the size of that sword.

Zelda: She's got the magic touch.

Sheik: Flexible.

Ganondorf: Evil is hot.

Toon Link: Look at how he waves that wand about.

Samus: One Hell of a gun.

Zero Suit Samus: Just look at them.

Pit: I don't know why but he annoys me. And two swords is a bit much, even for me.

Ice Climbers: Two for the price of one!

R.O.B.: Programmed for the stuff.

Kirby: Can suck me in anytime.

Metaknight: His sword's weird.

King Dedede. He sucks like Kirby and has got one Hell of a hammer.

Pikmin & Olimar: The more the merrier. I also love spacesuits.

Fox: I cannot fail the trust the voters have placed in me. He's also got a neat spaceship.

Falco: That beak looks sharp and dangerous

Wolf: What I said about Fox pretty much covers this. That and his incredible fashion sense.

Captain Falcon: YES! FALCON PUNCH!

Pikachu: Fuck yes. It's Pikachu.

Pokemon Trainer: Nah...

Lucario: I've got Pikachu, why do I need him?

Jigglypuff: Those eyes are just way too big.

Marth: Again, just look at the size of that sword.

Ike: More swords. Big swords.

Ness: He's hot. Really hot.

Lucas: Sufficient replacement for Ness when he's not available.

Mister Game & Watch: He may have only two dimensions but he's still all man. Look at him fling those sausages.

Snake: With that cardboard box he's ready for action anytime anywhere.

Sonic: Finishes up too quickly. And he's also fucking annoying.

[Annex]

All of them. Perhaps at once. It is Brawl.

[j delight]

LOLJigglypuffLOL

[kor]

FUCK YES! ABOUT TIME! All of them. HOT!

I have one thing to say to all of them. Sup? 

[Of Crazed]

Ice Climbers:  <3

[kor]

You sick fuck.