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Poll

Would you hit it? Mark for "yes".

Mario
2 (1.8%)
Luigi
3 (2.7%)
Peach
3 (2.7%)
Bowser
3 (2.7%)
Donkey Kong
4 (3.6%)
Diddy Kong
2 (1.8%)
Yoshi
2 (1.8%)
Wario
2 (1.8%)
Link
3 (2.7%)
Zelda
4 (3.6%)
Sheik
3 (2.7%)
Ganondorf
3 (2.7%)
Toon Link
3 (2.7%)
Samus
4 (3.6%)
Zero Suit Samus
5 (4.5%)
Pit
3 (2.7%)
Ice Climbers
4 (3.6%)
R.O.B.
4 (3.6%)
Kirby
3 (2.7%)
Metaknight
2 (1.8%)
King Dedede
3 (2.7%)
Pikmin & Olimar
4 (3.6%)
Fox
3 (2.7%)
Falco
2 (1.8%)
Wolf
3 (2.7%)
Captain Falcon
3 (2.7%)
Pikachu
3 (2.7%)
Pokemon Trainer
2 (1.8%)
Lucario
2 (1.8%)
Jigglypuff
3 (2.7%)
Marth
3 (2.7%)
Ike
3 (2.7%)
Ness
3 (2.7%)
Lucas
3 (2.7%)
Mister Game & Watch
4 (3.6%)
Snake
3 (2.7%)
Sonic
2 (1.8%)

Total Members Voted: 7

Author Topic: Would You Hit It? Super Smash Bros. Brawl Edition  (Read 1034 times)

Offline Gulliver

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Would You Hit It? Super Smash Bros. Brawl Edition
« on: April 29, 2008, 03:20:38 AM »
Mario: Mario be damned....

Luigi: ... Luigi's where it's at.

Peach: I do like turnips I guess.

Bowser: He does breath fire. That's cool.

Donkey Kong: I'm a sucker for the tie. It's adorable.

Diddy Kong: I don't need to justify my refusal of him

Yoshi: Oddly enough, hermaphrodites are a turn off for me.

Wario: Bites with a troubling frequency.

Link: Look at the size of that sword.

Zelda: She's got the magic touch.

Sheik: Flexible.

Ganondorf: Evil is hot.

Toon Link: Look at how he waves that wand about.

Samus: One Hell of a gun.

Zero Suit Samus: Just look at them.

Pit: I don't know why but he annoys me. And two swords is a bit much, even for me.

Ice Climbers: Two for the price of one!

R.O.B.: Programmed for the stuff.

Kirby: Can suck me in anytime.

Metaknight: His sword's weird.

King Dedede. He sucks like Kirby and has got one Hell of a hammer.

Pikmin & Olimar: The more the merrier. I also love spacesuits.

Fox: I cannot fail the trust the voters have placed in me. He's also got a neat spaceship.

Falco: That beak looks sharp and dangerous

Wolf: What I said about Fox pretty much covers this. That and his incredible fashion sense.

Captain Falcon: YES! FALCON PUNCH!

Pikachu: Fuck yes. It's Pikachu.

Pokemon Trainer: Nah...

Lucario: I've got Pikachu, why do I need him?

Jigglypuff: Those eyes are just way too big.

Marth: Again, just look at the size of that sword.

Ike: More swords. Big swords.

Ness: He's hot. Really hot.

Lucas: Sufficient replacement for Ness when he's not available.

Mister Game & Watch: He may have only two dimensions but he's still all man. Look at him fling those sausages.

Snake: With that cardboard box he's ready for action anytime anywhere.

Sonic: Finishes up too quickly. And he's also fucking annoying.
« Last Edit: April 29, 2008, 07:08:52 AM by Gulliver »

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Re: Would You Hit It? Super Smash Bros. Brawl Edition
« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2008, 03:23:09 AM »
All of them. Perhaps at once. It is Brawl.

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Re: Would You Hit It? Super Smash Bros. Brawl Edition
« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2008, 03:26:23 AM »
LOLJigglypuffLOL
just a bit of trouble now and then
"touch my food - feel my fork".

Ambassadora from the Non-Crappy Region of Canada

Offline kor

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Re: Would You Hit It? Super Smash Bros. Brawl Edition
« Reply #3 on: April 29, 2008, 09:58:23 AM »
FUCK YES! ABOUT TIME! All of them. HOT!

I have one thing to say to all of them. Sup?  ;)



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Re: Would You Hit It? Super Smash Bros. Brawl Edition
« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2008, 06:01:22 PM »
Ice Climbers:  <3
05/04/2008- Never Forget

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Re: Would You Hit It? Super Smash Bros. Brawl Edition
« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2008, 06:11:27 PM »
You sick fuck.  :P