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Title: Would You Hit It? Super Smash Bros. Brawl Edition
Post by: Gulliver on April 29, 2008, 03:20:38 AM
Mario: Mario be damned....

Luigi: ... Luigi's where it's at.

Peach: I do like turnips I guess.

Bowser: He does breath fire. That's cool.

Donkey Kong: I'm a sucker for the tie. It's adorable.

Diddy Kong: I don't need to justify my refusal of him

Yoshi: Oddly enough, hermaphrodites are a turn off for me.

Wario: Bites with a troubling frequency.

Link: Look at the size of that sword.

Zelda: She's got the magic touch.

Sheik: Flexible.

Ganondorf: Evil is hot.

Toon Link: Look at how he waves that wand about.

Samus: One Hell of a gun.

Zero Suit Samus: Just look at them.

Pit: I don't know why but he annoys me. And two swords is a bit much, even for me.

Ice Climbers: Two for the price of one!

R.O.B.: Programmed for the stuff.

Kirby: Can suck me in anytime.

Metaknight: His sword's weird.

King Dedede. He sucks like Kirby and has got one Hell of a hammer.

Pikmin & Olimar: The more the merrier. I also love spacesuits.

Fox: I cannot fail the trust the voters have placed in me (http://forum.taijitu.org/general-discussion/taiji-choice-awards-results!/0/). He's also got a neat spaceship.

Falco: That beak looks sharp and dangerous

Wolf: What I said about Fox pretty much covers this. That and his incredible fashion sense.

Captain Falcon: YES! FALCON PUNCH!

Pikachu: Fuck yes. It's Pikachu.

Pokemon Trainer: Nah...

Lucario: I've got Pikachu, why do I need him?

Jigglypuff: Those eyes are just way too big.

Marth: Again, just look at the size of that sword.

Ike: More swords. Big swords.

Ness: He's hot. Really hot.

Lucas: Sufficient replacement for Ness when he's not available.

Mister Game & Watch: He may have only two dimensions but he's still all man. Look at him fling those sausages.

Snake: With that cardboard box he's ready for action anytime anywhere.

Sonic: Finishes up too quickly. And he's also fucking annoying.
Title: Re: Would You Hit It? Super Smash Bros. Brawl Edition
Post by: Annex on April 29, 2008, 03:23:09 AM
All of them. Perhaps at once. It is Brawl.
Title: Re: Would You Hit It? Super Smash Bros. Brawl Edition
Post by: j delight on April 29, 2008, 03:26:23 AM
LOLJigglypuffLOL
Title: Re: Would You Hit It? Super Smash Bros. Brawl Edition
Post by: kor on April 29, 2008, 09:58:23 AM
FUCK YES! ABOUT TIME! All of them. HOT!

I have one thing to say to all of them. Sup?  ;)
Title: Re: Would You Hit It? Super Smash Bros. Brawl Edition
Post by: Of Crazed on April 29, 2008, 06:01:22 PM
Ice Climbers:  <3
Title: Re: Would You Hit It? Super Smash Bros. Brawl Edition
Post by: kor on April 29, 2008, 06:11:27 PM
You sick fuck.  :P