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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: Farts Can Kill?!?!
« Reply #15 on: October 15, 2007, 04:40:07 AM »
If you looked closely enough you would have found out that it really said, "Pandas kick fishy ass."
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Offline Cyadkuso

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Re: Farts Can Kill?!?!
« Reply #16 on: October 15, 2007, 04:51:31 AM »
"   PADNAS WWIN.    "

Actually this is what it said. So whatever a Padna is wwon.  :-P
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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: Farts Can Kill?!?!
« Reply #17 on: October 16, 2007, 04:17:32 AM »
Ha! You found the wrong code. Oh I am so clever.
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Re: Farts Can Kill?!?!
« Reply #18 on: October 16, 2007, 05:51:59 AM »
It was disproved long before Mythbusters. It was on Darwin Awards, but experts already calculated that a human being couldn't naturally produce enough methane gas to displace oxygen for that to happen.
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Offline Allama

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Re: Farts Can Kill?!?!
« Reply #19 on: October 16, 2007, 12:44:38 PM »
I love that these things will keep going around on the internet forever. ;D

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Offline kor

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Re: Farts Can Kill?!?!
« Reply #20 on: October 16, 2007, 04:00:05 PM »
I knew it was fake, but it was still hilarious. Plus it starts these types of discussions. :-P

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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: Farts Can Kill?!?!
« Reply #21 on: October 17, 2007, 01:53:02 AM »
About how pandas are better than fish?
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Offline Allama

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Re: Farts Can Kill?!?!
« Reply #22 on: October 17, 2007, 03:23:38 PM »
Precisely, Alger m'dear!  They're such fun!
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Offline Cyadkuso

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Re: Farts Can Kill?!?!
« Reply #23 on: October 17, 2007, 11:13:39 PM »
Of course Alger was outvoted by all of the fish in the world that fish are indeed better than pandas
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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: Farts Can Kill?!?!
« Reply #24 on: October 17, 2007, 11:44:02 PM »
Well if we follow the voting rules of the world, each panda has 500,000,001 votes and each fish only has one vote, then the pandas win.
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Offline Cyadkuso

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Re: Farts Can Kill?!?!
« Reply #25 on: October 18, 2007, 03:42:09 AM »
Only if the panda population stays at what it was and so long as there there are no....unfortunate accidents with the delicate bamboo ecosystem's balance. But our day will come...oh yes it will come,  >:D
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