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Title: Farts Can Kill?!?!
Post by: kor on October 07, 2007, 05:50:39 AM
I found this just now and had to post it. Killer farts?!


Could you be killed by your own gas? It appears so, after autopsy reported large amount of methane gas in its intestines. With a diet consisting mostly of beans and cabbage, the man fell asleep in an unventilated room and died from the toxic gas surrounding him. Three of the rescuers got sick and one was hospitalized.

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Title: Re: Farts Can Kill?!?!
Post by: Eientei on October 07, 2007, 05:52:28 AM
Gives new meaning to the phrase "silent but deadly."
Title: Re: Farts Can Kill?!?!
Post by: Khablan on October 07, 2007, 05:53:17 AM
And all you males thought we females were just complaining for the heck of it....


LMAO!!!
Title: Re: Farts Can Kill?!?!
Post by: Cyadkuso on October 15, 2007, 02:01:03 AM
Actually it was disproved on the show Mythbusters.    :-P
Title: Re: Farts Can Kill?!?!
Post by: Algerianbania on October 15, 2007, 02:15:32 AM
Whenever your with your friends and one of them is like, "Dude did you know that, etc." Then one of them says that it was disproved by mythbusters. Always happens.
Title: Re: Farts Can Kill?!?!
Post by: Delfos on October 15, 2007, 02:21:46 AM
Gives new meaning to the phrase "silent but deadly."

Amen
Title: Re: Farts Can Kill?!?!
Post by: Cyadkuso on October 15, 2007, 02:42:15 AM
Whenever your with your friends and one of them is like, "Dude did you know that, etc." Then one of them says that it was disproved by mythbusters. Always happens.

Actually that was disproved by Mythbusters.....  :-P :-P
Title: Re: Farts Can Kill?!?!
Post by: Algerianbania on October 15, 2007, 02:44:55 AM
Well....your a fish!
Title: Re: Farts Can Kill?!?!
Post by: Cyadkuso on October 15, 2007, 03:07:51 AM
True...true....but I can live through the flood that results from global warming! hah,  :clap:
Title: Re: Farts Can Kill?!?!
Post by: Algerianbania on October 15, 2007, 03:11:07 AM
But you are not loved as I am.
Title: Re: Farts Can Kill?!?!
Post by: Cyadkuso on October 15, 2007, 03:13:32 AM
But the number one pet is a goldfish. So although you may be more cuddly and endangered, I get flushed down the toilet at least twice your total population every month.
Title: Re: Farts Can Kill?!?!
Post by: Algerianbania on October 15, 2007, 03:16:24 AM
We have seen 2 different installments of the Taco-Panda Wars, is this the beginning of new Panda-Fish War?
Title: Re: Farts Can Kill?!?!
Post by: Cyadkuso on October 15, 2007, 03:22:39 AM
Could be could be....by the way, how long can you tread water?
*Pushes a button to start the melting of the polar ice caps.*
No secret reason behind it....what do you mean whats that above me? It's nothing....
Title: Re: Farts Can Kill?!?!
Post by: Algerianbania on October 15, 2007, 03:29:35 AM
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*Pushes a button to start the melting of the polar ice caps.*

Two can play at that game.

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Title: Re: Farts Can Kill?!?!
Post by: Cyadkuso on October 15, 2007, 03:36:37 AM
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You don't say? You really can only swim for that long? And there are how many of you left?!? That's not good....
Title: Re: Farts Can Kill?!?!
Post by: Algerianbania on October 15, 2007, 04:40:07 AM
If you looked closely enough you would have found out that it really said, "Pandas kick fishy ass."
Title: Re: Farts Can Kill?!?!
Post by: Cyadkuso on October 15, 2007, 04:51:31 AM
"   PADNAS WWIN.    "

Actually this is what it said. So whatever a Padna is wwon.  :-P
Title: Re: Farts Can Kill?!?!
Post by: Algerianbania on October 16, 2007, 04:17:32 AM
Ha! You found the wrong code. Oh I am so clever.
Title: Re: Farts Can Kill?!?!
Post by: Union on October 16, 2007, 05:51:59 AM
It was disproved long before Mythbusters. It was on Darwin Awards, but experts already calculated that a human being couldn't naturally produce enough methane gas to displace oxygen for that to happen.
Title: Re: Farts Can Kill?!?!
Post by: Allama on October 16, 2007, 12:44:38 PM
I love that these things will keep going around on the internet forever. ;D

:2c:
Title: Re: Farts Can Kill?!?!
Post by: kor on October 16, 2007, 04:00:05 PM
I knew it was fake, but it was still hilarious. Plus it starts these types of discussions. :-P

 :clap:
Title: Re: Farts Can Kill?!?!
Post by: Algerianbania on October 17, 2007, 01:53:02 AM
About how pandas are better than fish?
Title: Re: Farts Can Kill?!?!
Post by: Allama on October 17, 2007, 03:23:38 PM
Precisely, Alger m'dear!  They're such fun!
Title: Re: Farts Can Kill?!?!
Post by: Cyadkuso on October 17, 2007, 11:13:39 PM
Of course Alger was outvoted by all of the fish in the world that fish are indeed better than pandas
Title: Re: Farts Can Kill?!?!
Post by: Algerianbania on October 17, 2007, 11:44:02 PM
Well if we follow the voting rules of the world, each panda has 500,000,001 votes and each fish only has one vote, then the pandas win.
Title: Re: Farts Can Kill?!?!
Post by: Cyadkuso on October 18, 2007, 03:42:09 AM
Only if the panda population stays at what it was and so long as there there are no....unfortunate accidents with the delicate bamboo ecosystem's balance. But our day will come...oh yes it will come,  >:D