As much as I love waffles (especially the pink ones), I must adhere to the cold, hard facts of science. According to this equation:
Cookies > Waffles
...you would be remiss not to choose the cookies.
i must remind my darling wifey that she should be using the new formula though she is still not wrong.
cookies = pure deliciousness incarnate filled with all the goodness of the world.
factor out at a rating of five to one over
pink waffles = deliciousness one must partake of daily for required levels of innuendo and satisfaction.
though one cannot be blamed for using the old form, the new form is just so indulgently satisfying. i still must conclude that while cookies are indeed superior, one still needs their daily allotment of the pink waffle. to do otherwise id to lead an empty life.