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Title: Tussle of the taste buds! (The Waffle or the Cookie?)
Post by: Akka-Wakka on February 10, 2008, 12:42:43 PM
It seems my friends that I have a Problem, the outcome of which may shape my future for years to come.

"A problem?" you say.  "What is the nature of this problem?"

Nay, this is not a problem, it is a Problem.  It seems I must choose.  The Pink Waffles that I have held so dear for may years, or the Cookie, common, yet ever so tasty.

So I ask you; "Which shall it be?", for I cannot make up my mind.

Title: Re: Tussle of the taste buds! (The Waffle or the Cookie?)
Post by: Of Crazed on February 10, 2008, 01:13:55 PM
 :wb: The Pink Waffles for sure.
Title: Re: Tussle of the taste buds! (The Waffle or the Cookie?)
Post by: The Empire on February 10, 2008, 03:43:47 PM
The topic line made me think of something completely different... :o ::)
Title: Re: Tussle of the taste buds! (The Waffle or the Cookie?)
Post by: Akka-Wakka on February 10, 2008, 04:37:33 PM
The topic line made me think of something completely different... :o ::)

This isn't more innuendo is it?
Title: Re: Tussle of the taste buds! (The Waffle or the Cookie?)
Post by: The Empire on February 10, 2008, 08:31:51 PM
[fake russian accent] Why... Mr snowman, whatever do you mean?
Title: Re: Tussle of the taste buds! (The Waffle or the Cookie?)
Post by: j delight on February 10, 2008, 09:24:39 PM
The dark side has long used the cookie as a recruitment tool. Pink waffles, however, have that certain "I don't know" about them.

They are irresistable.
Title: Re: Tussle of the taste buds! (The Waffle or the Cookie?)
Post by: Reine de Tourençal on February 10, 2008, 09:57:10 PM
ooooh, i see the innuendo now! Go with the pink waffle  :clap:
Title: Re: Tussle of the taste buds! (The Waffle or the Cookie?)
Post by: Akka-Wakka on February 10, 2008, 11:44:59 PM
ooooh, i see the innuendo now! Go with the pink waffle  :clap:

OMG  What innuendo?!?!?!
Title: Re: Tussle of the taste buds! (The Waffle or the Cookie?)
Post by: Reine de Tourençal on February 11, 2008, 12:04:52 AM
:-X no innuendo  :trout:
Title: Re: Tussle of the taste buds! (The Waffle or the Cookie?)
Post by: Akka-Wakka on February 11, 2008, 12:05:30 AM
I give up.  Who wants to join me for a drink?  :drunks:
Title: Re: Tussle of the taste buds! (The Waffle or the Cookie?)
Post by: Reine de Tourençal on February 11, 2008, 12:07:44 AM
oo pick me!  :drunks:
Title: Re: Tussle of the taste buds! (The Waffle or the Cookie?)
Post by: Allama on February 11, 2008, 05:18:41 PM
As much as I love waffles (especially the pink ones), I must adhere to the cold, hard facts of science.  According to this equation:

Cookies > Waffles

...you would be remiss not to choose the cookies.
Title: Re: Tussle of the taste buds! (The Waffle or the Cookie?)
Post by: Silanis on February 13, 2008, 09:18:19 PM
I say to hell with it, get a gallon of milk and have them both.
 
Title: Re: Tussle of the taste buds! (The Waffle or the Cookie?)
Post by: kor on February 13, 2008, 10:35:46 PM
Cookies. Although I do enjoy a good pink waffle.  :-X
Title: Re: Tussle of the taste buds! (The Waffle or the Cookie?)
Post by: Eientei on February 13, 2008, 11:57:53 PM
Let's look at the variables.  Do the waffles have butter and syrup on them?  Is the butter actual butter and not that fake "spread" stuff?  Are there blueberries?

I submit that a waffle (or stack of waffles) properly done can surpass any cookie.
Title: Re: Tussle of the taste buds! (The Waffle or the Cookie?)
Post by: Towlie on February 14, 2008, 01:20:38 AM
pb waffles are good but cookies win every time
Title: Re: Tussle of the taste buds! (The Waffle or the Cookie?)
Post by: Akka-Wakka on February 14, 2008, 11:59:18 AM
Let's look at the variables.  Do the waffles have butter and syrup on them?  Is the butter actual butter and not that fake "spread" stuff?  Are there blueberries?

I submit that a waffle (or stack of waffles) properly done can surpass any cookie.

I like your thinking!
Title: Re: Tussle of the taste buds! (The Waffle or the Cookie?)
Post by: AntallicA on February 14, 2008, 07:37:30 PM
Biscuits are by far the superior delight, especially as I know an honest site I use which redirect to a biscotti dispatch website.
Title: Re: Tussle of the taste buds! (The Waffle or the Cookie?)
Post by: Khem on February 15, 2008, 06:05:21 AM
As much as I love waffles (especially the pink ones), I must adhere to the cold, hard facts of science.  According to this equation:

Cookies > Waffles

...you would be remiss not to choose the cookies.
i must remind my darling wifey that she should be using the new formula though she is still not wrong.

cookies = pure deliciousness incarnate filled with all the goodness of the world.
factor out at a rating of five to one over
pink waffles = deliciousness one must partake of daily for required levels of innuendo and satisfaction.

though one cannot be blamed for using the old form, the new form is just so indulgently satisfying. i still must conclude that while cookies are indeed superior, one still needs their daily allotment of the pink waffle. to do otherwise id to lead an empty life.
Title: Re: Tussle of the taste buds! (The Waffle or the Cookie?)
Post by: Allama on February 15, 2008, 02:10:47 PM
This is true, darling.  Waffles are, of course, absolutely delicious and necessary to live.  I merely assert that cookies are even more so.
Title: Re: Tussle of the taste buds! (The Waffle or the Cookie?)
Post by: Khem on February 16, 2008, 11:41:32 AM
indeed but i felt it needed to clarify that our dear mr. wakka is very important in his duties.
Title: Re: Tussle of the taste buds! (The Waffle or the Cookie?)
Post by: Akka-Wakka on February 16, 2008, 06:16:41 PM
What if they are chock Chip Pink waffles?
Title: Re: Tussle of the taste buds! (The Waffle or the Cookie?)
Post by: Khem on February 18, 2008, 05:49:49 AM
mmmm you're making me hungry.
Title: Re: Tussle of the taste buds! (The Waffle or the Cookie?)
Post by: Mahasoor on February 18, 2008, 08:50:56 PM
I think you ought to combine them and do pink chocolate chip waffles or something of the sort.  Because really, I don't think you can fairly compare cookies to waffles and waffles to cookies as they both have excellent qualities on their own.  An occasion for each and all that.

(deep down my heart screams go with the waffles!)
Title: Re: Tussle of the taste buds! (The Waffle or the Cookie?)
Post by: Akka-Wakka on February 19, 2008, 10:32:59 PM
I like ^'s thinking :D
Title: Re: Tussle of the taste buds! (The Waffle or the Cookie?)
Post by: Mahasoor on February 19, 2008, 11:29:53 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: Tussle of the taste buds! (The Waffle or the Cookie?)
Post by: Khem on February 21, 2008, 03:43:01 PM
hmm now i want some good homemade waffles but i'm too lazy....

INTRODUCING....
THE PORTABLE AKKA......
FOR ALL YOUR PINK WAFFLE NEE...

*changes channel*


...too lazy...
Title: Re: Tussle of the taste buds! (The Waffle or the Cookie?)
Post by: Akka-Wakka on February 21, 2008, 05:22:14 PM
Just give me a Kitchen, lots of flour, something pink (a pink sock for example) and an unending supply of meat and alcohol (Go Liver!!!!), and I shall for fill all your waffly needs, no matter how perverse.

 O:-)

Comes Fully equipped with hands, feet and a large appetite.  Terms and conditions apply.  Please keep out of reach of small children.  No!  I didn't mean it like that you sick sick person.  Really, some people are disgusting.  Where was I?  Oh, yeah...

Waffles!!!! are soooooooo much better than Cookies! (I don't care what kind of either.  Well, maybe if the waffle was made completely out of arsenic or something, but who would do such a thing, and anyway, it would still be a hard choice.)  Where was I again?  I keep on loosing my self.  Stop distracting me!

 :wb: :wb: :wb: :wb:

And :smack: at the Cookies!
Title: Re: Tussle of the taste buds! (The Waffle or the Cookie?)
Post by: Khem on February 22, 2008, 09:54:35 AM
meat and booze. wow we would make great roomies.