Top Reasons To Go To Work Naked
1. No one ever steals your chair.
2. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
3. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came
to work drunk.
4. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen
where you keep them.
5. So that, with a little help from Muzak, you can
add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume.
6. You want to see if it's like the dream.
7. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my
pants."
8. Inventive way to finally meet that special person
in Human Resources.
9. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation
to work on your tan.
10. The boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your butt
in here by 8:00!"
