Taijitu
Forum Meta => Archive => General Discussion Archive => Topic started by: kor on October 02, 2007, 06:42:27 AM
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Top Reasons To Go To Work Naked
1. No one ever steals your chair.
2. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
3. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came
to work drunk.
4. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen
where you keep them.
5. So that, with a little help from Muzak, you can
add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume.
6. You want to see if it's like the dream.
7. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my
pants."
8. Inventive way to finally meet that special person
in Human Resources.
9. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation
to work on your tan.
10. The boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your butt
in here by 8:00!"
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Numbers 3 and 10 are the best, I think. ^_^ Great list!
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Number 2 scares me and number 4 reminds me of a joke:
Doctor goes up to a bank teller with a cheque to cash and the teller asks him to endorse it.
He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a rectal thermometer.
"Damn!", says he - "some a$$hole must have my pen!"
:-P
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Yay, good joke for Ess!