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Offline Allama

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Re: The Good Wife Guide
« Reply #30 on: February 14, 2008, 03:49:05 PM »
Don't forget, ladies: a happy husband, quiet children, and a tidy home make a fulfilling life for any woman.  You need no "outside" endeavors, as you should be busy enough in the house to keep you satisfied.




...now get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

Offline Gulliver

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Re: The Good Wife Guide
« Reply #31 on: February 14, 2008, 03:56:14 PM »
Damn straight! I'm hungry.

Offline kor

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Re: The Good Wife Guide
« Reply #32 on: February 14, 2008, 04:25:53 PM »
Women should leave the house........to get groceries. ^_^



Offline Khem

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Re: The Good Wife Guide
« Reply #33 on: February 14, 2008, 06:20:56 PM »
* Death... brings the sandwich.

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Re: The Good Wife Guide
« Reply #34 on: February 14, 2008, 10:20:56 PM »
They should only leave the house if it's on the same block. God knows we can't trust them enough to cross a street!
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Offline kor

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Re: The Good Wife Guide
« Reply #35 on: February 14, 2008, 10:42:01 PM »
Yeah, women.  ::) Who need them?

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Re: The Good Wife Guide
« Reply #36 on: February 15, 2008, 05:55:47 AM »
Indeed!

i do as well

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Offline Xyrael

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Re: The Good Wife Guide
« Reply #37 on: February 15, 2008, 06:43:20 PM »
No, really though, I love women. As long as their toes are pointed towards the ceiling or stove.
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Re: The Good Wife Guide
« Reply #38 on: February 15, 2008, 06:55:03 PM »
No, really though, I love women. As long as their toes are pointed towards the ceiling or stove.

Sweet Jazzy Jesus, that's awesome!  Please tell me I can use that one.  :clap:

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Re: The Good Wife Guide
« Reply #39 on: February 15, 2008, 07:12:29 PM »
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05/04/2008- Never Forget

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Re: The Good Wife Guide
« Reply #40 on: February 15, 2008, 07:22:20 PM »
And be sure to suppress your frustration in a deep, dark corner of your heart so that it chews away at you good, good and nice, until all the life is sucked out of you.

*snick*
just a bit of trouble now and then
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Offline Xyrael

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Re: The Good Wife Guide
« Reply #41 on: February 15, 2008, 10:11:39 PM »
No, really though, I love women. As long as their toes are pointed towards the ceiling or stove.

Sweet Jazzy Jesus, that's awesome!  Please tell me I can use that one.  :clap:

Be my guest! lol  ;D
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Re: The Good Wife Guide
« Reply #42 on: February 17, 2008, 03:16:09 AM »
wow....thats funny.

anyway, between the Kor/ Aiko/ Xy thing, im confused. only one thing to do, i quess.

*pulls out a shoota*

WAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

*rushes off somewhere*
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Re: The Good Wife Guide
« Reply #43 on: February 17, 2008, 05:51:44 PM »
you can't fight for me...I don't want you...



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Re: The Good Wife Guide
« Reply #44 on: February 17, 2008, 06:15:07 PM »
Then who do you want, divine one?

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