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Title: The Good Wife Guide
Post by: kor on February 13, 2008, 10:33:07 PM: (http://www.alcade.net/me/junk/housewife.jpg)

I lol'd.
Title: Re: The Good Wife Guide
Post by: Xyrael on February 13, 2008, 10:34:02 PM: I like this! :clap: All women need to follow these very basic guidelines!

especially the whole
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After all, catering for his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction.

Oh boy, my darling is gonna read this and make an angry face! CUTE! It's worth the yellin I'm gonna hear!
Title: Re: The Good Wife Guide
Post by: Eientei on February 13, 2008, 11:55:14 PM: And be sure to suppress your frustration in a deep, dark corner of your heart so that it chews away at you good, good and nice, until all the life is sucked out of you.
Title: Re: The Good Wife Guide
Post by: Xyrael on February 14, 2008, 12:36:12 AM: Learn your place! :whip: ;D aw I jest, women should have equal rights, go sign up for the draft and let's all be happy
Title: Re: The Good Wife Guide
Post by: Reine de Tourençal on February 14, 2008, 12:48:11 AM: Quote
Put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking

*Strangles Xy with the ribbon in my hair*

Know your place! :whip:
Title: Re: The Good Wife Guide
Post by: Xyrael on February 14, 2008, 12:50:41 AM: hehehe I love women, they're so cute, especially her ^ hehe

YOU WOULD STRANGLE ME WITH IT TOO WOULDN'T YOU!

* Xyrael pulls out the cuffs.
Title: Re: The Good Wife Guide
Post by: Rock Briken on February 14, 2008, 12:51:25 AM: "Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him."

Lol'd hard at that one.
Title: Re: The Good Wife Guide
Post by: Of Crazed on February 14, 2008, 12:51:48 AM: Bitches Aint Shit.
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Post by: Reine de Tourençal on February 14, 2008, 12:55:15 AM: Careful you might get yelled at!! That's inappropriate for younger children!!!

*Aiko does not participate in inappropriate actions

It's not lady like ;D

and OC...shut up
Title: Re: The Good Wife Guide
Post by: Xyrael on February 14, 2008, 12:59:50 AM: lol @ my gf, hunney don't be gay for me it's not more interesting lol i prefer getting all the attention hehe
Title: Re: The Good Wife Guide
Post by: Reine de Tourençal on February 14, 2008, 01:01:30 AM: no threesomes then? darn

just kidding ;D
Title: Re: The Good Wife Guide
Post by: kor on February 14, 2008, 01:11:28 AM: You should never joke about something so serious. :-P
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Post by: Reine de Tourençal on February 14, 2008, 01:14:20 AM: Well, you don't have to worry cuz you won't be in the threesome....or will you??
Title: Re: The Good Wife Guide
Post by: kor on February 14, 2008, 01:18:54 AM: :o :-* O:-) :clap:
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Post by: Reine de Tourençal on February 14, 2008, 01:52:06 AM: Hmmmmm think Xy will go for it?
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Post by: kor on February 14, 2008, 02:13:42 AM: Only one way to find out. ;)
Title: Re: The Good Wife Guide
Post by: Xyrael on February 14, 2008, 02:16:36 AM: Ahem, over my dead body. And you'd have to be extra perverted to do that!
Title: Re: The Good Wife Guide
Post by: kor on February 14, 2008, 02:19:38 AM: That can be arranged. :-P
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Post by: Reine de Tourençal on February 14, 2008, 02:20:50 AM: *Aiko feels special
Title: Re: The Good Wife Guide
Post by: Gulliver on February 14, 2008, 02:28:11 AM: *Pragmia promptly deflates any notions of being special except in the most negative sense of the word*
Title: Re: The Good Wife Guide
Post by: Reine de Tourençal on February 14, 2008, 02:29:23 AM: You're not the one being fought over are you? nope I don't think so!
Title: Re: The Good Wife Guide
Post by: Xyrael on February 14, 2008, 02:30:38 AM: Well, I shouldn't have to fight for my gf! If she doesn't pick me then pfh! :'(
Title: Re: The Good Wife Guide
Post by: kor on February 14, 2008, 02:31:19 AM: :clap:
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Post by: Reine de Tourençal on February 14, 2008, 02:32:23 AM: Can I plead the fifth and continue to watch the fighting? It's quite amusing!
Title: Re: The Good Wife Guide
Post by: Xyrael on February 14, 2008, 02:34:15 AM: * Xyrael pulls the flag out of his sig and goosesteps to korni's house, salutes with a clenched fist, slamming korni to the ground.

Mein frau!
Title: Re: The Good Wife Guide
Post by: Rock Briken on February 14, 2008, 02:35:06 AM: Just act gay and a lil more interesting and know your place ::)
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Post by: Reine de Tourençal on February 14, 2008, 02:37:15 AM: Wanna join in the fight??
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Post by: Xyrael on February 14, 2008, 02:40:45 AM: * Xyrael readies the nerve gas.
Title: Re: The Good Wife Guide
Post by: Gulliver on February 14, 2008, 03:32:13 AM: I told you we were all going to day in 5 days.
Title: Re: The Good Wife Guide
Post by: Khem on February 14, 2008, 06:30:16 AM: hmm yep just like a female duck tempting new suitors to fight her mate.

ahhh how depressing but wouldn't it be lovely to have women back in this state.
(please note i will not be fighting unless its at xy's side, watch out all comers)
Title: Re: The Good Wife Guide
Post by: Allama on February 14, 2008, 03:49:05 PM: Don't forget, ladies: a happy husband, quiet children, and a tidy home make a fulfilling life for any woman. You need no "outside" endeavors, as you should be busy enough in the house to keep you satisfied.

...now get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.
Title: Re: The Good Wife Guide
Post by: Gulliver on February 14, 2008, 03:56:14 PM: Damn straight! I'm hungry.
Title: Re: The Good Wife Guide
Post by: kor on February 14, 2008, 04:25:53 PM: Women should leave the house........to get groceries. ^_^
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Post by: Khem on February 14, 2008, 06:20:56 PM: /me brings the sandwich.
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Post by: Xyrael on February 14, 2008, 10:20:56 PM: They should only leave the house if it's on the same block. God knows we can't trust them enough to cross a street!
Title: Re: The Good Wife Guide
Post by: kor on February 14, 2008, 10:42:01 PM: Yeah, women. ::) Who need them?

(click to show/hide)
I do! :wb:
Title: Re: The Good Wife Guide
Post by: Khem on February 15, 2008, 05:55:47 AM: Indeed!

_{i do as well}
Title: Re: The Good Wife Guide
Post by: Xyrael on February 15, 2008, 06:43:20 PM: No, really though, I love women. As long as their toes are pointed towards the ceiling or stove.
Title: Re: The Good Wife Guide
Post by: Allama on February 15, 2008, 06:55:03 PM: Quote from: Xyrael on February 15, 2008, 06:43:20 PM
No, really though, I love women. As long as their toes are pointed towards the ceiling or stove.

Sweet Jazzy Jesus, that's awesome! Please tell me I can use that one. :clap:
Title: Re: The Good Wife Guide
Post by: Of Crazed on February 15, 2008, 07:12:29 PM: (click to show/hide)
Bitches aint shit.
Title: Re: The Good Wife Guide
Post by: j delight on February 15, 2008, 07:22:20 PM: Quote from: Eientei on February 13, 2008, 11:55:14 PM
And be sure to suppress your frustration in a deep, dark corner of your heart so that it chews away at you good, good and nice, until all the life is sucked out of you.

*snick*
Title: Re: The Good Wife Guide
Post by: Xyrael on February 15, 2008, 10:11:39 PM: Quote from: Allama on February 15, 2008, 06:55:03 PM
Quote from: Xyrael on February 15, 2008, 06:43:20 PM
No, really though, I love women. As long as their toes are pointed towards the ceiling or stove.

Sweet Jazzy Jesus, that's awesome! Please tell me I can use that one. :clap:

Be my guest! lol ;D
Title: Re: The Good Wife Guide
Post by: Bara on February 17, 2008, 03:16:09 AM: wow....thats funny.

anyway, between the Kor/ Aiko/ Xy thing, im confused. only one thing to do, i quess.

*pulls out a shoota*

WAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

*rushes off somewhere*
Title: Re: The Good Wife Guide
Post by: Reine de Tourençal on February 17, 2008, 05:51:44 PM: you can't fight for me...I don't want you...
Title: Re: The Good Wife Guide
Post by: The Empire on February 17, 2008, 06:15:07 PM: Then who do you want, divine one?
Title: Re: The Good Wife Guide
Post by: Bara on February 17, 2008, 07:38:17 PM: xy.
Title: Re: The Good Wife Guide
Post by: Reine de Tourençal on February 17, 2008, 09:20:10 PM: I like to sit and watch men fight over me, it's fun...but not twitchy...
Title: Re: The Good Wife Guide
Post by: Bara on February 17, 2008, 09:40:32 PM: im a teenager. duh
Title: Re: The Good Wife Guide
Post by: Khem on February 18, 2008, 03:37:17 AM: thus not a man.
Title: Re: The Good Wife Guide
Post by: Bara on February 18, 2008, 04:18:27 PM: yep.
Title: Re: The Good Wife Guide
Post by: Xyrael on February 18, 2008, 06:33:01 PM: 1 90+ +3h |D3/\/15
Title: Re: The Good Wife Guide
Post by: Allama on February 18, 2008, 07:22:54 PM: Quote from: Xyrael on February 18, 2008, 06:33:01 PM
1 90+ +3h |D3/\/15

Um... nice to know. Thanks for that informative little tidbit. ^_^
Title: Re: The Good Wife Guide
Post by: Gulliver on February 18, 2008, 08:42:40 PM: Killar shows Williary in the fact them to advise life in Loxy.
Title: Re: The Good Wife Guide
Post by: Bara on February 18, 2008, 10:38:20 PM: ummm...im confuseded agun. Therz onlee wun fing ter du!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH! Oww, da bigg wurdz make mi 'ed 'urt!!!!!!! Waaagh!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Good Wife Guide
Post by: Xyrael on February 18, 2008, 10:53:41 PM: Gork not likin 'dis one! Get da mad dok!
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Post by: Bara on February 18, 2008, 10:59:37 PM: No! nub da dok!
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Post by: Reine de Tourençal on February 18, 2008, 11:03:15 PM: :smack:
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Post by: Bara on February 18, 2008, 11:05:17 PM: da woman clomp meeb! waaagh!! Waaagh!!
Title: Re: The Good Wife Guide
Post by: j delight on February 24, 2008, 05:50:11 AM: Just in case some of you are future moguls who will no doubt want to hire women at 70 cents to the dollar...

http://www.iheartchaos.com/2008/02/23/how-to-hire-a-woman-how-to/ (http://www.iheartchaos.com/2008/02/23/how-to-hire-a-woman-how-to/)
Title: Re: The Good Wife Guide
Post by: Bara on February 24, 2008, 05:56:39 PM: damn. i was hoping it will help me when i go to neveda and to a state allwoed brothel.
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Post by: j delight on February 24, 2008, 11:13:09 PM: bara! LOL
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Post by: Bara on February 25, 2008, 10:29:29 PM: ITS TRUE!
Title: Re: The Good Wife Guide
Post by: kor on March 09, 2008, 06:52:32 PM: "Women, like children should be seen, but never heard." :-P
Title: Re: The Good Wife Guide
Post by: Bara on March 09, 2008, 07:50:22 PM: i think that women arnt supposed to be seen, but heard part wont work if there having sex.
Title: Re: The Good Wife Guide
Post by: kor on March 09, 2008, 07:59:16 PM: Ball gag.
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Post by: Bara on March 09, 2008, 08:08:58 PM: you still see them.
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Post by: kor on March 09, 2008, 08:32:54 PM: Blindfold.
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Post by: The Empire on March 09, 2008, 09:09:59 PM: What's the fun in that?
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Post by: kor on March 09, 2008, 09:12:47 PM: No idea.
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Post by: Bara on March 09, 2008, 10:38:54 PM: maybe thats there fetish.
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Post by: Kia Nation on March 09, 2008, 11:10:20 PM: Women... except you bunch! You gals alright! *crosses fingers*
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Post by: Allama on March 10, 2008, 05:49:40 PM: Nice save, Kia. ;)
Title: Re: The Good Wife Guide
Post by: kor on March 10, 2008, 06:10:09 PM: :whip:
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Post by: Bara on March 10, 2008, 11:34:33 PM: ITS RaInInG SiDeWaYs!
Title: Re: The Good Wife Guide
Post by: Kia Nation on March 11, 2008, 01:51:58 AM: It's raining upside-down here.
Title: Re: The Good Wife Guide
Post by: Bara on March 11, 2008, 08:34:29 PM: ...................
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................... k.