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Offline Solnath

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The Bible
« on: October 09, 2007, 08:56:57 AM »
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #1 on: October 09, 2007, 03:54:38 PM »
If Jesus wasn't crucified on a scratching post in this then they aren't trying hard enough
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Re: The Bible
« Reply #2 on: October 09, 2007, 04:30:51 PM »
Not sure if i totally get it but some ppl have alot of time on their hands!
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Offline sudanor

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #3 on: October 09, 2007, 07:59:31 PM »
You gotta appreciate that Job guy. If teh Ceiling Cat taked awai meh cheeseburger, I'd be a little upset.
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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #4 on: October 10, 2007, 05:37:55 AM »
teh mega lawlz. brand new mem.
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Offline Allama

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #5 on: October 10, 2007, 12:49:49 PM »
Matthew 1: 18-21
18. Now, teh burth of teh Christ was liek dis: After Marry and Joseph were all "We's gonna get marrieded, kthnx", but before dey could had hankiez pankiez Mary was all preggy from the Holey Ghosty.
19. Joseph was all liek "Oh snap, dis embarrassin. I's gonna hide mah wife".
20. But when he was tihnkin, zomg, angel frm Ceiling Cat was in his dreems! Angel sayed "Hai, don't be fraided to has Mary for ur wife, cuz her baby be frm Holey Ghosty.
21. "And she gonna made a son, and you gonna call him Jesus, cuz he gonna save ppl and pwn dere sinz. Kthxbye."


LOL, dis funy guyz.  Srsly.
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Offline Gulliver

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #6 on: October 10, 2007, 12:52:34 PM »
I can't read this. This person...has even less productive things to do than I.
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Offline Allama

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #7 on: October 10, 2007, 12:57:54 PM »
This is true, though I wonder if reading it makes one nearly as frivolous...  :h:
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Offline Kyleslavia

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #8 on: October 10, 2007, 09:52:11 PM »
It was creative, but I have an easier time understanding the actual bible.
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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #9 on: October 11, 2007, 02:49:16 AM »
Quote from: Pragmia on October 10, 2007, 12:52:34 PM
I can't read this. This person...has even less productive things to do than I.

You do not know the meaning of true literature. To appreciate it, one must have an acquired taste, sort of like with wine.
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Re: The Bible
« Reply #10 on: October 13, 2007, 10:04:58 AM »
teehee, funny!!
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Offline Lucifer

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Re: The Bible
« Reply #11 on: October 14, 2007, 12:20:01 AM »
I can not decide which version is better.
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