News: The arteries of Taijitu run not with blood, but with kittens!
Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.
Vikings also had war mammoths, which history proves the Spartans were no match for in Stalingrad.
What are war mammoths?
Heh, he's probably not using wikipedia 2.
Probably not, indeed. Bara, you should get the upgraded version. It's a downloadable encyclopedia program.