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Offline Khablan

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Re: Spartans vs. Vikings
« Reply #75 on: July 05, 2007, 08:15:39 PM »
Khab the Scary drags a huge bag o' cookies along with her.
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Re: Spartans vs. Vikings
« Reply #76 on: July 05, 2007, 08:21:03 PM »
"FIRE THE COOKIE CATAPULT!!!!"
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Offline Khablan

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Re: Spartans vs. Vikings
« Reply #77 on: July 05, 2007, 08:30:01 PM »
Khab loads the ammunition, steps back, and yells "FIIIIIIIIRE IN THE HOLE!!!"
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Re: Spartans vs. Vikings
« Reply #78 on: July 05, 2007, 08:39:20 PM »
*Watches as the cookies bater the emneys walls*

"Fire agian!"
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Offline Khablan

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Re: Spartans vs. Vikings
« Reply #79 on: July 05, 2007, 08:53:53 PM »
Khab the Not-So-Hairy brings out the good stuff.  Pfefferneuse, hard as rocks!  And piles them high.  "FIIIIIIIIRE!!!"
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Re: Spartans vs. Vikings
« Reply #80 on: July 05, 2007, 08:57:28 PM »
"THE WALLS ARE DOWN!!!!!!!! ATACK!!!!!"

*Leads his band into the citys walls, attacking the defenderrs*

"Khab, fire those cookies!"
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Offline Khablan

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Re: Spartans vs. Vikings
« Reply #81 on: July 05, 2007, 09:11:42 PM »
Khab the Horned-Helmet-Wearer grabs the Mighty Cookie Shooter out of her belt and starts lobbing cookies at the enemy. 

"Take that, ya fur-challenged cretins!"
"Yer mother wears combat boots!"
"Yer ugly and yer mama dresses ya funny!"
"Ye ain't got a hair on yer hoohah!"
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Offline Bara

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Re: Spartans vs. Vikings
« Reply #82 on: July 05, 2007, 09:19:16 PM »
"Good work Khab, we have captured the port! START PLUNDERING IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Offline Khablan

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Re: Spartans vs. Vikings
« Reply #83 on: July 05, 2007, 09:33:13 PM »
Khab the Plunder-ful shouts a loud "WOOT!!!" and proceeds to get with the pillagin'.

"I have dibs on the chocolate!!!"
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Offline Bara

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Re: Spartans vs. Vikings
« Reply #84 on: July 05, 2007, 09:41:37 PM »
Khab the the Scary, Not-So-Hairy,the Horned-Helmet-Wearer,the Plunder-ful, you better not be touching the choclte coverd gold baras that are mine...
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Offline Khablan

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Re: Spartans vs. Vikings
« Reply #85 on: July 06, 2007, 05:50:15 AM »
Well drat.  But but but...  Oh alright.  *siiiiiigh*

...gives up the ones in her pocket...
...then the ones she snuck into her boot...
...and the ones in her plunder sack...

There.  That's it.  Really.  What do you MEAN where's the rest of it?  Would I be that sneaky?
Oh dang it.

...then takes off her helmet and dumps all those out.  And stalks away, muttering under her breath.

Big hairy male, taking my hard-earned plunder.  Oughta slip some laxative into 'is brownies next time, see if I don't.

Whaaaaat?  Me?  I didn't say nothin'...
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Re: Spartans vs. Vikings
« Reply #86 on: July 06, 2007, 09:17:08 AM »
Go.........Chicago Bulls! err........ the Jordan&Pippen team I mean.  ???
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Re: Spartans vs. Vikings
« Reply #87 on: July 06, 2007, 03:05:30 PM »
Yer mother was a hamster, and yer father smelt of elderberry!
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Re: Spartans vs. Vikings
« Reply #88 on: July 06, 2007, 03:27:47 PM »
Larry the Meek arrives at the scene to find that his fellow Vikings have already taken everything that isn't nailed down.

"Well, only one thing to do now."

Larry proceeds to take everything that is nailed down.
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Offline Bara

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Re: Spartans vs. Vikings
« Reply #89 on: July 06, 2007, 03:42:48 PM »
"Alright men, back to the longship for cookies and milk! and yes khab, you can have 2 of my gold bars"

*Hands Khab 2 gold bars*
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