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Offline Bara

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Re: Spartans vs. Vikings
« Reply #60 on: July 05, 2007, 12:22:13 AM »
make cookiees and while there bakeing, row.
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Offline Khablan

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Re: Spartans vs. Vikings
« Reply #61 on: July 05, 2007, 01:56:15 AM »
Looks like the old biceps are going to get a workout.  Okay, then.

Row row row your boat...
Gently down the stream...
Merrily merrily merrily merrily...
Life is but a...

What do you MEAN that's not a fit Viking rowing song?  What, we're not SUPPOSED to be merry?  Well dang it.  Okay, okay.

Rock the boat...
Don't rock the boat baby...
Rock the boat...
Don't tip the over...

Hey, it was good enough for the M&M guys.
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Re: Spartans vs. Vikings
« Reply #62 on: July 05, 2007, 11:57:34 AM »
We're a band of vicious pirates
A-sailin' out to sea.
When you hear our gentle singing...
You'll be sure to turn and flee!
(Oh, this is just ridiculous.)

Come on, men! We've got to recover that map!
That pirate will be done for,
when he falls into our trap!
We're a club of tuneful rovers!
We can sing in every clef!
We can even hit the high notes!
It's just too bad we're tone deaf!

A pirate I was meant to be!
Trim the sails and roam the sea!

Let's go defeat that evil pirate!
We know he's sure to lose,
'cause we know just where to fire at!
We're thieving balladeers.
A gang of cutthroat mugs.
To fight us off ye don't need guns!
Just jolly good ear-plugs.

A pirate I was meant to be!
Trim the sails and roam the sea!

All right, crew, let's get to work!
Our vocation's a thing we love
A thing we'd never shirk!
We'll fight you in the harbor.
We'll battle you on land.
But when you meet singing pirates...
They'll be more than you can stand.
Oh! That was a good one!
No, it wasn't.

No time for song! We've got to move!
The battle will be long,
But our courage we will prove!
We're a pack of scurvy seadogs
Have we pity? Not a dram
We all eat roasted garlic
Then sing from the diaphragm.

A pirate I was meant to be!
Trim the sails and roam the sea!

Less singing, more sailing.
When we defeat our wicked foe,
His ship he will be bailing!
If ye try ta fight us
You will get a nasty whackin'!
If ya disrespect our singin'
We will feed ya to a kraken!

A pirate I was meant to be!
Trim the sails and roam the sea!

I'm getting so sick of you guys and your rhyming.
We're ready to set sail,
though the cannons need a-priming.
We're troublesome corsairs!
And we've come to steal your treasures!
We would shoot you on the downbeat
But we have to rest five measures.

A pirate I was meant to be!
Trim the sails and roam the sea!

Stop! Stop! Stop!
The brass is what we'll polish
And the deck is what we'll mop.

You say you're nasty pirates...
Scheming, thieving, bad bushwhackers?
From what I've seen I tell you
You're not pirates! You're just slackers!

A pirate I was meant to be!
Trim the sails and roam the sea!

We'll surely avoid scurvy if we all eat an orange.
And...!
...um...
Well...
...err...
Door hinge?
No, no...
Guess the song's over, then.
Guess so.
Hokay, back to work.
Well gee.
I feel a little guilty, now...
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Offline Bara

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Re: Spartans vs. Vikings
« Reply #63 on: July 05, 2007, 01:10:15 PM »
"LAND HO!"

*Takes a quick headcount of crew members*

"umm...there is 3, including me... i think we can win!"
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Offline Allama

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Re: Spartans vs. Vikings
« Reply #64 on: July 05, 2007, 01:25:59 PM »
Quote from: Khablan on July 04, 2007, 07:49:39 PM
Okay, okay, they didn't really wear those horned helmets, but I want one anyway!

SECOND.
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Offline Bara

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Re: Spartans vs. Vikings
« Reply #65 on: July 05, 2007, 01:29:46 PM »
"Come aboard then! we now have 4 vikings, including me!"
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Offline Allama

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Re: Spartans vs. Vikings
« Reply #66 on: July 05, 2007, 01:53:28 PM »
"Alas, my shipboard duties with the pirates'll keep me from joinin' yer crew.  Sorry it is to say it, I am."
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Offline Bara

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Re: Spartans vs. Vikings
« Reply #67 on: July 05, 2007, 01:56:40 PM »
"Ah... well... crap"
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Offline Talmann

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Re: Spartans vs. Vikings
« Reply #68 on: July 05, 2007, 02:48:20 PM »
Aye, but Vikings BE Pirates, from a different age. Which be why I be joining.
*takes out War axe*
Let's PILLAGE!!
Yaharr!
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Offline Bara

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Re: Spartans vs. Vikings
« Reply #69 on: July 05, 2007, 03:08:04 PM »
I like talmanns spirit!

AH SHORE MEN/WOMEN!!! FISRT ONE THAT REACHES THE LOOT GETS HALF OF IT!!!
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Offline Talmann

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Re: Spartans vs. Vikings
« Reply #70 on: July 05, 2007, 03:34:18 PM »
Ooh, ooh! Found our theme song!

Volga Boatsmen Song

Yo, heave ho! Yo, heave ho!

Once more, once again, still once more.

Now we fell the stout birch tree,

Now we pull hard: one, two, three.

Ay-da, da, ay-da!

Ay-da, da, ay-da!

Now we fell the stout birch tree

Yo, heave ho!

Hey, hey, let's heave a-long the way

to the sun we sing our song

Yo, heave ho! Yo, heave ho!

Once more, once again, still once more.

As the barges float along,

To the sun we sing our song.

Ay-da, da, ay-da!

Ay-da, da, ay-da!

To the sun we sing our song.

Hey, hey, let's heave a-long the way

to the sun we sing our song

Yo, heave ho! Yo, heave ho!

Once more, once again, still once more.

Volga, Volga our pride,

Mighty stream so deep and wide.

Ay-da, da, ay-da!

Ay-da, da, ay-da!

Mighty stream so deep and wide.

Volga, Volga you're our pride.


And πa pycckb|!


Эй, ухнем!

Эй, ухнем!

Ещё разик, ещё раз!


Разовьем мы bерёзу,

Разовьем мы кудряву!

Ай-да, да ай-да, ай-да, да ай-да,

Разовьем мы кудряву.


Мы по bережку идем,

Песню солнышку поём.

Ай-да, да ай-да, ай-да, да ай-да,

Песню солнышку поём.


Эй, эй, тяни канат сильней!

Песню солнышку поём.

Эй, ухнем!

Эй, ухнем!

Ещё разик, ещё раз!


Эх ты, Волга, мать-река,

Широка и глубока,

Ай-да, да ай-да, ай-да, да ай-да,

Волга, Волга, мать-река,


Эй, ухнем!

Эй, ухнем!

Еще разик, еще раз!

Эй, ухнем!

Эй, ухнем!

OOC: Retrieved from "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Volga_Boatmen%27s_Song"
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Re: Spartans vs. Vikings
« Reply #71 on: July 05, 2007, 03:40:17 PM »
For the scottish vikings among us... PLAY THE BAG PIPES!!!!!!

*leaps off the boat onto the shore with the rest of his crew with him*
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Offline Larry

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Re: Spartans vs. Vikings
« Reply #72 on: July 05, 2007, 04:35:11 PM »
Hey, Bara, is it too late to join the crew? I brought my own hat. Screw historical accuracy!
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Offline Talmann

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Re: Spartans vs. Vikings
« Reply #73 on: July 05, 2007, 04:41:38 PM »
To any scotsman who wishes aboard, ye must say this:

Yo-ho, yo-hey,
The Bagpipes, I'll never play.
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Music is the key to the heart.

"Once art to me was something far off, unfathomable and unreachable... But I discovered that the real essence of art was not something high up and far off, it was right inside my ordinary daily self. If a musician wants to be a fine artist, he must first become a finer person. A work of art is the expression of a person's whole personality, sensibility, and ability." -Shinichi Suzuki

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Re: Spartans vs. Vikings
« Reply #74 on: July 05, 2007, 04:43:49 PM »
the boat always open, hop on!
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