Ha ha! You're on your ownes.
I really really really wish that Norfolk would get some snow. I mean, some parts of Britain grind to a halt. We grind to a halt after trying to carry on. I can remember the last time that is snowed heavily enough to warrant a 'Snow Day'. Our school was still open
We went there, slipping and sliding all of the way. When we got to school, at break we had a wonderful snowball fight. Then we were all called into the hall and told to go home. Ah, good times.