I was just reading the BBC news about the furore that Queen Elizabeth II bestowing a knighthood upon the author Salman Rushdie.
The backstory: Salman Rushdie was originally from India, but came to Britain and began to write bestselling novels. His fourth book,
The Satanic Verses, published in 1988, portrayed the Prophet Mohammad (Peace Be Upon Him, I'm sure) in a supposedly blasphemous light, and as such Iran issued a
Fatah on him, essentially a rule permitting/encouraging Muslims to kill him.
Now, the Queen has knighted him for "services to literature". This has provoked outcry in Pakistan and Iran. The Queen cannot choose who she knights in the Order of the British Empire, the order of chivalry into which Rushdie has been knighted. As a constitutional monarch, Parliament "recommends" people and she has no choice but to "agree".
What I particularly love about is this. The knighthood has been debated in the Pakistani parliament and the Iranian sham version of the same. The First Deputy Speaker of the Iranian parliament made a speech condemning the action. Pakistan's minister for religious affairs made a speech claiming that this justifies suicide attacks against the United Kingdom.
At the end of his speech, the Iranian First Deputy speaker said this:
The British monarch lives under this illusion that Britain is still a 19th Century superpower and that bestowing titles is something still deemed important
Please, permit me to ROFL.
a) No she doesn't, she's told who to knight,
b) Maybe she should, since you imbeciles have been debating it, briefing against it and making speeches about it. Iran could only
dream about other nations giving a toss about which of its citizens it deemed worthy of special praise, but Britain knights one bestselling author and it is brought up in the legislature of other countries.
You just gotta laugh.
PS: To all my fellow native English speakers, I hope you noticed that was a Minister of our "ally", Pakistan, saying that one country celebrating its freedom of speech by knighting an author was enough to justify suicide attacks. God bless the War on Terror, eh?