I'll try to go around smart ass questions and answers and try to give useful information, just to piss you off.
1Yes there are portuguese memes, there's even a portuguese group in the US that makes fun of the portuguese immigrants in the US.
Portuguese meme using Cristiano Ronaldo's face with mustache and folklore background:
reads: Has great grade in English, has negative grade in Portuguese.
Watch the "I'm portuguese and I know it" version of LMFAO's hit - Here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoWPvv87pGAmind they're from the islands of Azores, they have a different accent comparing to the mainland, also they use a lot of portuguese words into the song so you might be like "wtf are they saying" sometimes.
2Portuguese go everywhere dude, but the answer that Oz's gurl gave is pretty accurate. Just as reference, because of the crisis 5 of my best friends moved to the UK to work. UK is pretty "close", round-trip 2 months from now costs around 180 EUR = 240 USD. 2 months ago I went to Brussels (Belgium) and I'm not a guy with money, I did spend a ton of money in March on a trip to Florence (Italy) with my wife. Supposedly I crossed the border to Spain sometime when I was very young but I've got no recollection, it's not that I don't want to go there, I'd like to go to Barcelona, but there's better things to do and see. So yeah, portuguese go to spain a lot, specially to put gas in the car if they live close to the border, gas prices are lower there.
Also for your information:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schengen_Area3We do have access to "American" food. Most popular fast food is probably McDonalds and Coke has a heavy presence, yet portuguese wine is the most popular drink (maybe more than water haha). Some cities have Subway, BurgerKing is rare, there's probably more PizzaHutts than Subways just for reference. There are a lot of other fast food chains, even Portuguese fast food, Mediterranean, Middle-eastern, Brazilian fast food, etc. Again, they are popular fast food, not food. We have a lot of restaurants here (a lot, like one in each neighborhood) and it's still very popular that when you go out to eat you go to a restaurant, not fast-food place, thus there's a lot of traditional portuguese food restaurants, italian restaurants (tons of things better than olivegarden which is fake italian), traditional portuguese foods from:
- Minho (northwest part, goat/lamb slow cook in stone oven is very traditional);
- TrĂ¡s-os-Montes (northeast, they have a specialty with "old goat" cooked in wine slowly taking a lot of time, among with other recipies with sausages cabbages chourizos etc);
- Porto (northern "capital", lots of sausages and guts traditional dishes);
- Serra da Estrela (center mountain-range has very good sausages and cheeses which originate good recipes);
- Western region has a lot of traditional seafood dishes; here's a curiosity, we eat this:
Perceves, they stick to rocks on the coast, they have a soft inside that tastes pretty much like fresh mussels.
- Lisboa e vale do tejo (Lisbon and Tagus valley, most variety of traditional food, from seafood to pork);
- Ribatejo (center part near tagus river, very good pork traditional dishes);
- Alentejo (region mid-south has a lot of heavy flavored traditional food, pork, cornbread, sausages, cabbage and whatnot);
- Sudoeste (southwest has very good fish, my favorite is
Sargo);
- Algarve is the southern part bathed by the Mediterranean and most touristic part, as you can imagine the food variety spreads from north-african influence dishes to middle-eastern and traditional portuguese fish recipes.