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Offline Rock Briken

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #780 on: August 16, 2007, 02:42:45 AM »
"Hay Whos that fat slop on thy ship who is barking orders" Rock Yells from his destroyer that he found floating around.


Offline Allama

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #781 on: August 16, 2007, 01:06:45 PM »
* Alana sits up faster to hurl abuse at the blasphemer across the water, but falls right into Tal's trap (whatever it is).

Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #782 on: August 16, 2007, 01:35:47 PM »
Rember Al, the power of Christ compelled you!
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Offline Trey

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #783 on: August 16, 2007, 07:38:03 PM »
"Hay Whos that fat slop on thy ship who is barking orders" Rock Yells from his destroyer that he found floating around.

Mama Khab!  You might want to whip out the Mighty Spatula of Doom for this one.
"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #784 on: August 16, 2007, 07:39:41 PM »
oh crap!

*runs and hides form the MSD*
Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.

Offline Khablan

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #785 on: August 17, 2007, 06:13:41 AM »
Capt'n Khab thinks Trey's probably right, so she whips out that Mighty Spatula of Dooooom and sets it to auto-thwap.  She strikes a pose fitting for a pirate, with one foot on the rum barrel, and yells back to the interloper.

Arrrrrrr I be the fat slop around here!  Er... I be the Capt'n around here!  Who be you?  State yer purpose!  Friend or foe?  Answer me quick or it's no cookies fer you!
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Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #786 on: August 17, 2007, 12:44:35 PM »
*peeks out of his hiding spot*

Did someone say cookies?
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Offline Trey

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #787 on: August 17, 2007, 08:06:22 PM »
*peeks out of his hiding spot*

Did someone say cookies?

 :trout:  Not now, Bara.  Khab's being captainy!
"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #788 on: August 17, 2007, 09:12:21 PM »
ok then, ill go back into my hole

*goes back to hiding spot*
Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.

Offline Trey

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #789 on: August 17, 2007, 09:13:24 PM »
ok then, ill go back into my hole

*goes back to hiding spot*

You should watch this, though.
"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #790 on: August 17, 2007, 09:13:55 PM »
*stands up in the open*

Fine!
Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.

Offline Trey

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #791 on: August 17, 2007, 09:14:56 PM »
*stands up in the open*

Fine!

*Bara's immediately hit by a flying coconut.*

Be careful, though!
"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #792 on: August 17, 2007, 09:15:36 PM »
THATS IT!

*sees some random guy in a mantel troopers outfit, kills him and steals his armour*

Ha!
Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.

Offline Khablan

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #793 on: August 17, 2007, 11:53:43 PM »
Jack!  Quick throwin' coconuts at Bara!  Arrrrrr don't ye give me any o' that monkey face!  Come down outa that tree!

Jack starts lobbing coconuts at everyone!

Blast!  Who left the lid off the rum barrel!  Methinks Jack's been hittin' the rum again!
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Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #794 on: August 18, 2007, 12:05:15 AM »
*looks at a rifle, then looks at jack, then the rifle, then at jack, thne the rifle, then jack, then the rifle, then jack, then the rifle, then at the cookies, then at jack, then the rifle*

Ah, screw it.

*grabs the rifle and shoots jack down from the riggings*
Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.