How come I can vote for two?
There are no good pirate movies or video games. The only good pirate movie would be the Jonney Deep one. Ninjas do like kung-fu and stuff and then sneak around and make very fun video games. But pirates in real life are way more hardcore.
Ninjas, however, have honour, integrity, all that stuff. They only kill when they need to, and they do it with style.
I've never played any of those. Then again, I don't think I've ever played a proper ninja game.
Anyway, we shouldn't be speaking of games. I fail to comprehend why everyone thinks pirates are so great. Given the choice, would you rather spend a year as a ninja or a year as a pirate?
Just to clarify, ninjas were/are assassins. Were you thinking of samurai perhaps?
I'd be a ninja, because then I'd learn how to walk on water and turn invisible, which would help me when I'm sailing the Caribbean for the rest of my days.
As for Larry's point, pirates are cool for exactly that reason. Why are ninjas uncool then?
Naruto.
I'd be a ninja, because then I'd learn how to walk on water and turn invisible, which would help me when I'm sailing the Caribbean for the rest of my days.
No pirate crew is complete without a monkey and a midget.
Carpe diem!
Can I at least keep the shurikhens? They might prove useful while opening the rum bottles.
Would you rather go to a party where everyone's silent and moving quietly and trying to blend in with the curtains and hide their identity... or a party where everybody's singing and dancing and yelling and letting loose?
Khablan surely convinced me! And don't they say you need to try them all? Carpe diem!
*loses black outfit, puts on whig, baroque costume, eye patch and a black tricorn*Yarrrrrrrr! *kicks KR's cat to the ceiling then picks up KR-mother-in law and starts a polka while trashing everything on the floor with his loose saber* Can I at least keep the shurikhens? They might prove useful while opening the rum bottles.
Incidentally and totally beside the point, I once had a spelling-challenged friend in high school who tried to paint that phrase on her wall, and ended up with "Carpe denim!" which loosely translates to "Sieze the pants!"
All we'd have to do is off-handedly demonstrate our skill with swords in the eye patch shop...
That kind of attitude is detrimental to this entire argument. You either support ninjas, pirates or neither. There is no random switching between the two.Since when did we agree on that, Judge? *turns into a cookie* better now? now, I just turned double into triple-personality syndrome! ;D And mind you, ninjahood mensch, that metisses form different dominant characters have prooved to be far better then the previous. Thus, I petition before this fair crowd of co-argumentators that a new category be added to the poll, that of piracookninja.
I don't see why we pirates have to kill anyone at all, really. Think of the mess! Who'd be in charge of cleaning all that up? I'm not volunteering for that one! Couldn't we maybe just look threaten people with them while looking really really mean and yelling pirate-y things a lot? I suppose if someone really thought we were missing out on an important part of piratishness, then maybe we could put someone in charge of bringing along some video games. All the killing, no muss, no fuss. Plus, you can pause those to go to the little pirate's room or grab a soda, right? So much more convenient than REAL killing.
I suppose if someone really thought we were missing out on an important part of piratishness, then maybe we could put someone in charge of bringing along some video games. All the killing, no muss, no fuss. Plus, you can pause those to go to the little pirate's room or grab a soda, right? So much more convenient than REAL killing.
I will, um, guard the rum. The rum needs protecting.
Well, if we have big enough cannon, we could use bowling balls for shot instead of cast iron balls, besides, I have better things to do with the powder than waste it on petty destruction.
I can use it for GRAND destruction
Especially after those nights when somebody gets carried away and does something silly, like stick a knife in one and slide down to the bottom.
The discussion of lesbian lingerie makes me laugh.
Don't want to spoil your thoughts, but Mythbusters proved that one wrong. They did an entire episode on Pirate myths (Ninja myths too, but different episode). Who else watched it?
*Tal raises hand*
Why not, best of both worlds. :P:-[ :-X :-\ :'( *breaks loose and swims to shore* everything is ok mates, really, no need for any mouth to mouth from a monkey! And, just for the record, I haven't hatched Eduardo myself! Yarrr! Now I need to blow-up some ships to get back the old good feeling of ruthless blood-thirst! Sat on the damn lizard while it was an egg, hear that!!! *walks away carrying a shotgun on his shoulder and disappears in the bush*
Eduardo, it is not nice to try to drown poor Gunner. Shame on you, he raised you from an egg, he did! Sat on you to keep you warm! Tended you in sickness and in health! Don't you feel terrible now? Good. Now drag 'im out o' that water and Jack can give him mouth-to-mouth. Jack's gettin' a lot o' practice these days, methinks.
*breaks loose and swims to shore* everything is ok mates, really, no need for any mouth to mouth from a monkey! And, just for the record, I haven't hatched Eduardo myself! Yarrr! Now I need to blow-up some ships to get back the old good feeling of ruthless blood-thirst! Sat on the damn lizard while it was an egg, hear that!!! *walks away carrying a shotgun on his shoulder and disappears in the bush*
Aye, and I found a propane barbecue too so they will be cooced real civilized-like and count even less.
"What! OI think Raw Onions taste good! IS THERE A PROBLEM WITH THAT!!!"
...but please add my favorite vegetable to it ...some meat.
Ummm *reveals inquisitorial seal and speaks to the guardsmen* By His holy might, vested in His holy inquisition I command you to return to your assigned operational theatre at Armageddon prime.
There, Barak, what were you saying?
/me brings attention to the fact that Bara only looked in an empty hole, rather than the food chest, which is quite full...
*hobbles off on bloody stumps*
You just couldn't wait five minutes longer, could you cap'n?
"Sits next to Eduardo*
"Wazzzz up?:
I can unhook bra's that fast too ;D
But that's slow compared to the speed I can reach when reliving them of their panties O:-)
dear pirate jerks,/me read the note a few times before carrying it with her to the upper deck. she lit up a cigarette and informed the crew.
we have the coffee. we stole it to prove we are way more awesome. have fun suckers.
your enemy,
ninja #32
Until a Robot Zombie Pirate kills the ninja.
Alana and four other pirates duck; the sixth and seventh were not so lucky.
Do pirates ever play fair?
cool, tie dye
*puts on the tye die*
/me shakes his head at the fighting.
don't they know emo kids are the true enemy.
/me takes the sword swinging it around with ease.
its all in the technique.
nah screw it./me grabs sephiroths swordprying sephiroths cold dead hand off of it.
this is much better
*sticky sweet grin*
*looks over at larry*
I dont know kung fu...
*Larry punches his way through Bara's stomach, then stares at him in disbelief*
You ate me! I can't believe you did that! You friggin' ate me!
*looks at the cow bones*
And you ate my sand-cow! Do you know how hard it is to find those things?
*walks off, muttering*
a'course... nothings good without bein' pumped full of lead, now is it, Bara? By the by... you be the one pickin the shot out. ALL the shot. An' why you're at it, de-bone the fish fer us, will ya?
*walks over to the Khaptain*
'ey, Khapt'n... 'me're.
Whadda ya call a fish with no eyes?
...
Fsh...
*sticks a bomb in one of the fish and shoves the fish down treys throat*
ha!
hey! at least you have 4 others!
Shut up! I'm grif!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d9/Rvbgrifhalo2.jpg)
GRIF!!!
it is.... think about it. You do, Soly does, taco does, a lot of people do! and im lazy!
and Trey is simmons. He's a kiss-ass.
no! you kiss a** to Taco, al', and PUR! and who the heck do i follow PUR like a lap dog?
ummm..... you were the one the said i had the drool. All i said was that i stepped closer. If you didnt post that i was going to say something else!
So, your Simmons. Deal with it, Kiss a**
i was going to say her shoelace was untied.
or are you more like donut?
oh, and towiles church or tucker. do to the fact that they both cuss a lot.
we should start our own thread on this.
and dude, when ever we get into a fight in the tavern your A) now online B) the annoying guy who tells people what's going on but they already know. or C) somewhere else.
we should. i saw the seaons 1-4 and most of 5. season 5 on google video wasn't complete.
remember, GRIFF!
duh, were lazy.
thats my line!
"Hay Whos that fat slop on thy ship who is barking orders" Rock Yells from his destroyer that he found floating around.
*peeks out of his hiding spot*
Did someone say cookies?
ok then, ill go back into my hole
*goes back to hiding spot*
*stands up in the open*
Fine!
Capt'n Khab thinks Trey's probably right, so she whips out that Mighty Spatula of Dooooom and sets it to auto-thwap. She strikes a pose fitting for a pirate, with one foot on the rum barrel, and yells back to the interloper.
Arrrrrrr I be the fat slop around here! Er... I be the Capt'n around here! Who be you? State yer purpose! Friend or foe? Answer me quick or it's no cookies fer you!
*starts citing the litany of activation*
A number of different lights on the huge box (the size of a shipping container) starts to light up when the box starts humming and the air half way between the shore and the destroyer starts to shimmer as if everyone on the shore was inside a ginormous soap bubble.
"Void shield activation complete capt'n"
boomerang shurikens,
What 're ye insi.. 'nsi... suggestin' we did lass?
Umm... Vikings were pirates, it's just the iron-age scandinavian word for a lowly, common thug/pirate.