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Author Topic: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)  (Read 68584 times)

Offline Talmann

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #600 on: August 06, 2007, 12:26:59 AM »
Ahh... the ninja Larry... Come, I actually made you a cup of tea.
* Talmann grabs boiling tea off the stove and pours Larry a cup. Walking over he grabs the cup to give it to Larry but "accidently" drops it on Larry's foot, burning it through his silk clothing.
HA! Try and kick with your foot now, Larry-san!! Have at you!!!
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Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #601 on: August 06, 2007, 12:44:02 AM »
WHAT?!
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Offline Khablan

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #602 on: August 06, 2007, 03:12:07 AM »
Arrrrrrgh there goes me cake!!!  Ah well, least it was fer a good purpose.  Here, Tal, yer capt'n baked up some cream pies, too!  Those oughta take out a few ninjas!

Capt'n Khab gets back to baking up a storm.  Gotta keep that ammo coming, of course.
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Offline Talmann

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #603 on: August 06, 2007, 05:29:10 AM »
* Talmann starts a cake/pie fight

......can't beat the classics......
* Talmann smashes pie into Larry's face.
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Music is the key to the heart.

"Once art to me was something far off, unfathomable and unreachable... But I discovered that the real essence of art was not something high up and far off, it was right inside my ordinary daily self. If a musician wants to be a fine artist, he must first become a finer person. A work of art is the expression of a person's whole personality, sensibility, and ability." -Shinichi Suzuki

Offline Khem

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #604 on: August 06, 2007, 07:03:47 AM »
* The Wonderful PUR bends the will of th remaining ninjas and starts up a party.
"i'm done with this fighting stuff, time to get krunk and have a barbacue."
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Offline Larry

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #605 on: August 06, 2007, 08:28:47 AM »
*Larry quickly eats a banana and thows the peel in front of Talmann, who steps on it and falls over*
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Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #606 on: August 06, 2007, 02:15:30 PM »
WHAT DID YOU SAY?! I CANT HEAR YOU GUYS!!
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Offline Talmann

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #607 on: August 06, 2007, 02:23:53 PM »
* Talmann solves Bara's problem, or rather the problem with Bara, the easiest way he can...
* Talmann pulls out duct tape and tapes Bara'a mouth shut.
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Music is the key to the heart.

"Once art to me was something far off, unfathomable and unreachable... But I discovered that the real essence of art was not something high up and far off, it was right inside my ordinary daily self. If a musician wants to be a fine artist, he must first become a finer person. A work of art is the expression of a person's whole personality, sensibility, and ability." -Shinichi Suzuki

Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #608 on: August 06, 2007, 02:33:45 PM »
*muffled shouting*
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Offline Allama

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #609 on: August 06, 2007, 02:55:17 PM »
Alana climbs down from the rigging, apparently having slept through the remainder of the battle.  That ninja magic is wicked stuff, you see.

"Pies for all!" she shouted as she scooped up an armful of baked delights and began tossing them willy-nilly into the crowd.

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Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #610 on: August 06, 2007, 04:31:18 PM »
*tears off the duck tape*

"I can hear now!"

*gets hit in the face by a pie*

"Nevermind"
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Quote from: Solnath on May 01, 2008, 09:53:18 PM
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Offline Larry

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #611 on: August 06, 2007, 05:30:47 PM »
*sigh* How did this fight degenerate into such a comedic farce?

Fellow ninjas! Let us fight back with blades of steel, while the pirates are armed with nothing more than baked goods!
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Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #612 on: August 06, 2007, 05:44:40 PM »
*gets his hearing back after being hit by a pie agian*

'Fight?! Bring it!"

*gets a Boltgun from a dead space marine and fires into the ninja horde*
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Offline Larry

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #613 on: August 06, 2007, 05:55:08 PM »
*Larry performs several complicated moves that he can't be bothered describing, leaving Bara unarmed and nearly unconscious on the floor*
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Offline The Empire

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #614 on: August 06, 2007, 06:12:59 PM »
*As Larry stands over Barak, basking in the glory of victory, I take it upon me to return him to his proper station and succker-punch Larry, using the left pinky finger of the deamon prince. Effectively laying the ninja level with the deck, sprawled unconcious on his back.*
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