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Offline Khem

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #570 on: August 03, 2007, 06:57:05 PM »
* The Wonderful PUR wakes up again and notices a ninja strike her love. this sends PUR into a rage. she eliminates the majority of the ninja forces with the ferocity of a spartan.
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Offline Cyadkuso

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #571 on: August 03, 2007, 07:05:36 PM »
*Looks up at the masts and sees Alana and Nai.*
Hmm...
*Places several powder kegs around the mast, lights the fuse, and runs.*
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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #572 on: August 03, 2007, 07:15:06 PM »
* The Wonderful PUR fetches Bara to deal with the explosives and chases down Cyad for a fight.
"Oi you! Get Back Here!"
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Offline Cyadkuso

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #573 on: August 03, 2007, 07:29:45 PM »
You can't catch me. :-P
*Runs away but trips over the RPG-7 lying on the deck.*
#$@%^#! Who left that there...
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“People seldom do what they believe in. They do what is convenient, then repent.” ~Bob Dylan

"Had I not seen the Sun, I could have borne the shade" ~Emily Dickinson

“The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame.” ~Oscar Wilde

“Eskimo: "If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?" Priest: "No, not if you did not know." Eskimo: "Then why did you tell me?"”  ~Annie Dillard

Offline The Empire

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #574 on: August 03, 2007, 08:32:47 PM »
*Deathwing terminator picks up Cyadcuso and tosses him overboard*

*moves up to the kegs and chops off the fuse with a cutlass*
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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #575 on: August 03, 2007, 11:05:10 PM »
That was my brother Cyadcuso!!
*Throws a meltabomb at the Deathwing terminator and watches him evaporate into vapor.*
Takes care of that piece of death-dealing technology.
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“People seldom do what they believe in. They do what is convenient, then repent.” ~Bob Dylan

"Had I not seen the Sun, I could have borne the shade" ~Emily Dickinson

“The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame.” ~Oscar Wilde

“Eskimo: "If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?" Priest: "No, not if you did not know." Eskimo: "Then why did you tell me?"”  ~Annie Dillard

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #576 on: August 04, 2007, 12:03:13 AM »
"What the heck!"

*Fires at Cyadkuso with dual Tec-9's*

Run through this Ninja!
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Offline Cyadkuso

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #577 on: August 04, 2007, 01:14:34 AM »
*Dives away from the bullets and Bara, throwing shurikens at Bara as a distraction as he runs into the lower decks.*
So many pirates...so few ninjas. :'(
*Throws some caltrops on the stairs to slow down pursuit.*
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“People seldom do what they believe in. They do what is convenient, then repent.” ~Bob Dylan

"Had I not seen the Sun, I could have borne the shade" ~Emily Dickinson

“The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame.” ~Oscar Wilde

“Eskimo: "If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?" Priest: "No, not if you did not know." Eskimo: "Then why did you tell me?"”  ~Annie Dillard

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #578 on: August 04, 2007, 03:27:01 AM »
You! You have no honor! Not respecting a duel request, running away from battle? For shame, ninja, or at least the shadow of one, as a real ninja would not be dishonorable.
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Offline Cyadkuso

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #579 on: August 04, 2007, 03:49:54 AM »
A) A ninja fights with creativity and as quietly as possible. Such as with a nice quiet and deadly trout. :trout:
B) I'm not running from the duel, just the other people trying to kill me...and the people with automatic weaponry. ;D
*Looks at the stairway and waits for someone to risk them.*
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“People seldom do what they believe in. They do what is convenient, then repent.” ~Bob Dylan

"Had I not seen the Sun, I could have borne the shade" ~Emily Dickinson

“The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame.” ~Oscar Wilde

“Eskimo: "If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?" Priest: "No, not if you did not know." Eskimo: "Then why did you tell me?"”  ~Annie Dillard

Offline The Empire

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #580 on: August 04, 2007, 08:11:08 AM »
*Deathwing terminator with heavy flamer is overcome by black rage and fires it on the run down the hatch while charging inside ahead of his chaplain*

We are lucky this is a metal ship after all

Right, the rest of you brothers, remains here to defend the captain. I'm following the chaplain below.
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Offline Cyadkuso

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #581 on: August 04, 2007, 04:51:50 PM »
There are more of you @$#%#!$ ? Fine than.
*Performs arcane rituals that make peoples eyes bleed and twists their minds back into themselves. At the end there appears a Daemon Prince and dozens of veteran Chaos Marines*
There you guys are, took you long enough. No go have some fun with those Space Marines.
*Laughs maniacally.*
ooc: space marines? =\ what happened to pirates and ninjas? lol
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“People seldom do what they believe in. They do what is convenient, then repent.” ~Bob Dylan

"Had I not seen the Sun, I could have borne the shade" ~Emily Dickinson

“The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame.” ~Oscar Wilde

“Eskimo: "If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?" Priest: "No, not if you did not know." Eskimo: "Then why did you tell me?"”  ~Annie Dillard

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #582 on: August 04, 2007, 09:10:50 PM »
OOC: me and emp are Warhammer 40k players.


*stops firing his tec-9s, and straps a bomb to some ninja, knocks him out, and throws him down the hatch*

"See ya later suckers!"

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Offline Cyadkuso

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #583 on: August 04, 2007, 09:23:47 PM »
ooc: oh, well than. lol

*One of the Chaos Marines grabs the unconscious ninja and rushes back up the stairs with him in a kamikaze rush.*
Right back at ya...literally.
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“People seldom do what they believe in. They do what is convenient, then repent.” ~Bob Dylan

"Had I not seen the Sun, I could have borne the shade" ~Emily Dickinson

“The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame.” ~Oscar Wilde

“Eskimo: "If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?" Priest: "No, not if you did not know." Eskimo: "Then why did you tell me?"”  ~Annie Dillard

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #584 on: August 04, 2007, 09:25:24 PM »
*dodges the chaos space marine, and trips it into the water, killing the chaos space marine*

"Think you could get rid of me that easy huh?"

*Calls the Brotherhood of Nod down to kill off the ninjas*
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