Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)

[Naivetry]

Old habits die hard.  Nai is sleeping with one eye open, albeit a little glazed over.

[The Empire]

*Patrols the deck*

Three glasses from midnight and all is well!

[Allama]

After going back to sleep for another couple hours, Alana wakes up and shakes the sea spray from the kitty blanket.  "Anyone ready fer a port 'visit' this fine morn'?"

[Kozai]

"Aye! Les charge in an' destroy evwything and steal anything!"

[Allama]

"Aye, yer my kinda pirate, you are.  Let's charge in!"


(OOC: I'll be offline for the weekend, as usual, so just assume I'm going along with the pillaging and whatnot.  See you all Monday!  )

[Khem]

* The Wonderful PUR wakes up with a yawn. she rummaged for coffee and was quite upset to find the coffee replaced by a note:

dear pirate jerks,

we have the coffee. we stole it to prove we are way more awesome. have fun suckers.

your enemy,
ninja #32

* The Wonderful PUR read the note a few times before carrying it with her to the upper deck. she lit up a cigarette and informed the crew.

"those pesky ninjas stole the coffee. we'll have to pick up some more in port. how close are we anyhow?"

[Bara]

*wakes up*

"The wha is gone?"

[Khem]

"the coffe bara the coffee..."

[Bara]

*blinks a few times*

"Anywho, ill take you to port"

*grabs the wheel and guns the motor, driving it straight into a ninja camp*

"Oh blast"

[Khem]

* The Wonderful PUR prepares for the battle.

(just assume i fight my hardest incase i don't come back on for a few days.)

[Larry]

*Larry casually looks up from his coffee*

It seems we are being invaded by pirates. Prepare for battle, people!

*the ninjas assume a fighting stance, surrounding the ship, and await their orders*

[Bara]

*looks around a sees a big red button*

"Must resist..the urge..to push the button .."

[Khablan]

Capt'n Khab raises her sword in the air and leads with a mighty battlecry... "FOR THE COFFEEEEEE!!!"

[Larry]

*Larry raises his katana and leads the attack with a morale-boosting yell*

"FOR NO GOOD REASON!"

[Bara]

"Wait for me"

*looks at the button, then picks up a Tommy gun and begins mowing down the silly ninjas with swords*