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Author Topic: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)  (Read 65840 times)

Offline The Empire

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #285 on: July 03, 2007, 01:18:17 PM »
Oh, young Alana is sneaking away, you have no reason to fear beeing eaten, we have much more advanced plans for you, and you won't get far anyway.... MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #286 on: July 03, 2007, 02:23:15 PM »
Ummm *reveals inquisitorial seal and speaks to the guardsmen* By His holy might, vested in His holy inquisition I command you to return to your assigned operational theatre at Armageddon prime.

There, Barak, what were you saying?

BLAST!!!!
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Offline Talmann

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #287 on: July 03, 2007, 04:30:26 PM »
* Talmann brings attention to the fact that Bara only looked in an empty hole, rather than the food chest, which is quite full...
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Offline Khablan

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #288 on: July 04, 2007, 05:39:37 AM »
Besides, the fishin' is good, and I still got me solar oven to keep us in cookies!
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Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #289 on: July 04, 2007, 05:24:43 PM »
* Talmann brings attention to the fact that Bara only looked in an empty hole, rather than the food chest, which is quite full...

I blame emp.
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Offline The Empire

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #290 on: July 04, 2007, 05:41:53 PM »
"Well, you can't really blame me for not eating things that live in water!"

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #291 on: July 04, 2007, 05:49:45 PM »
you do have a pint htere friend
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Offline Khablan

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #292 on: July 04, 2007, 07:55:28 PM »
You do know what fish do in water, don't you.  Still, we can cook 'em in rum, and that oughta be enough to kill anything gross.

Here, Bara matey, have a pint on me.  It's coconut milk.  Good fer a growin' lad, it is.

I think we'd better put a sunshade over PUR up there in the crow's nest.  She'll get a naaaasty sunburn passin' out that way.  Just be careful not t' knock it over on yer way up.  It's just stickin' outa the sand, ye know.
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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #293 on: July 04, 2007, 08:06:43 PM »
ill go get jack,

"JACK!"
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Offline The Empire

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #294 on: July 04, 2007, 08:23:21 PM »
I have a better idea cap'n, let's fetch 'er down here in the shade 'here we all can keep an eye on 'er

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #295 on: July 04, 2007, 08:25:20 PM »
alright, ill go get here

*climbs up the mast, then bringing PUR down*

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Offline Khablan

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #296 on: July 04, 2007, 08:48:58 PM »
What, Emp, and trust all ye scurvy seadogs around a poooor defenseless comatose she-pirate?  Tsk tsk.  Mebbe we should set Eduardo to keep watch over 'er maidenly virtues and whatnot.
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Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #297 on: July 04, 2007, 08:58:23 PM »
"um...can i have a cookie? i brought PUR down"
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Offline Khablan

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #298 on: July 04, 2007, 09:20:49 PM »
Sure, lad, here, have two. 

Alright, Eduardo, ye know what t' do.  Bite the leg off anybody who gets too close!
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Offline The Empire

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #299 on: July 04, 2007, 09:23:40 PM »
*hobbles off on bloody stumps*

You just couldn't wait five minutes longer, could you cap'n?

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