Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)

[Khablan]

Aye, there's a thought!  Mebbe I can sell it on Ebay!  Here, Gunner, could ye autograph it too?  Just t' prove it be the real deal, ye know.

Talmann, matey, what would I do without ye? 

Gunner, I hope ye brought us back some venison steaks! 

[Bara]

*Fisnhes shooting the moneky*

"Give me the rum!"

[The Empire]

Sorry cap'n, couldn't find any venison, but I did find some canibals, I heard they make good eatin'

[Khablan]

Mama Khab points to the distillery for Bara.  Ye can belch yer thanks to Allama fer that one, mate.

Arrr, cannibals, ye say?  Oh heck why not.  Spit 'em.

[Bara]

Thanks Al'!!!

Just throwing this out there, if we eat the cannibals, wouldn't we become cannibals?

[Khablan]

Nah, cannibals are savages.  We be usin' knives and forks.  So it only half-counts.

[The Empire]

Aye, and I found a propane barbecue too so they will be cooced real civilized-like and count even less.

*Starts cutting up the canibals into little chunks and putting them on sticks together with papaya, onions, oranges, pineapple, paprikas and bits of iguana.

[Bara]

*Grabs a pecie of raw  oino and eats it*

"What! OI think Raw Onions taste good! IS THERE A PROBLEM WITH THAT!!!"

[Khablan]

Aye, and I found a propane barbecue too so they will be cooced real civilized-like and count even less.

Exactly, now that's thinkin' like a true pirate!  Such a handy coincidence t' find one o' them here, isn't it? 

"What! OI think Raw Onions taste good! IS THERE A PROBLEM WITH THAT!!!"

Not as long as ye stay on the other side o' the bonfire from me, matey.

Pass the steak sauce!!!

[The Empire]

Here barak, have a garlic, it helps a lot against blood suckers of every kind

[Khablan]

Oh, ye have to eat lots o' garlic.  Puts hair on yer chest, it does! 

[Khem]

PUR woke up again in the crows nest she decided to scream down, "I'll have the vegitarian!" she the shot a zombie that was lunging for the captain.

[The Empire]

Veggie it is! *throws PUR a roasted coconut-spit with garlic, pinapple, onions and peppers*

And if ya want the melon you'll have to strip-dance down the mast for us all YARR!

[Khem]

* PUR devours the veggie concoction and then throws a coconut at King Rat.

[The Empire]

*dodges the nut*

Hey! be careful with those nuts lassie, or yu'r goin' to crack someones 'ead!