Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)

[The Empire]

Well, if we have big enough cannon, we could use bowling balls for shot instead of cast iron balls, besides, I have better things to do with the powder than waste it on petty destruction.

I can use it for GRAND destruction

[Khablan]

I will, um, guard the rum. The rum needs protecting.

Just be sure to keep an eye on Jack.  We can't have our monkey getting drunk and falling overboard.

Well, if we have big enough cannon, we could use bowling balls for shot instead of cast iron balls, besides, I have better things to do with the powder than waste it on petty destruction.

I can use it for GRAND destruction

Now that's the kind of efficient-minded thinking we need on this pirate ship!

[The Empire]

So can I please install a few modern howizers so I can free up more barreled powder for my fireworks and distractions for the law I think 3 howizers would be sufficient, also do we want to have a sail/wheeler? I think that would be cool (with the paddle wheels on the sides)

[Khablan]

Oooh fireworks... I think I'll just leave all that up to you, my friend.  You seem very knowledgeable on the subject.  Besides, I'll be much to busy, what with teaching the parrot all those properly pirate-y phrases and training Jack NOT to doo-doo on the poop deck.  (Note to self - ask somebody what the heck a poop deck actually is.  Terribly important, that.)

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dictionary.com -
poop deck
–noun a weather deck on top of a poop.


American Heritage dictionary -
poop deck   
n.   An exposed partial deck on the stern superstructure of a ship.

Oh oh oh... now I get it. 

[Allama]

The pirate smilie... It's so good!

  Yarr!  I'll be in charge of organizing the loot below-decks.  I love organizing things.

[Daimiaen]

Proof if proof were needed of the superiority of Pirateness over ninjaness......

[Khem]

damn i could go for some grog and also seeing my darling fiance in piratey clothing would make me....[edit for the sake of children]....it would be amazing.

[Allama]

Mid-calf boots, pants shredded from the knee down from playing in the sand too much, striped shirt, smarmy bandana... Aye, that's the outfit I sewed up for my PUR pirate.  Sexiness abounds on vagabond vessels.

[Khem]

* PUR drools

hmm time to start sewing up some more sexy outfits, perhaps a top made entirely form belts....

[Talmann]

Especially after those nights when somebody gets carried away and does something silly, like stick a knife in one and slide down to the bottom.

Don't want to spoil your thoughts, but Mythbusters proved that one wrong. They did an entire episode on Pirate myths (Ninja myths too, but different episode). Who else watched it?
*Tal raises hand*

Emp- A good military boy with a clean(er than most) heart and mind.

Dai-  Love Yoda, I do.

[Algerianbania]

The discussion of lesbian lingerie makes me laugh.

[Khablan]

Aww, Talmann, there you go, bursting my bubble.  You're just no fun at all.  Next you'll be telling me that we can't shoot bowling balls out of a cannon.

[The Empire]

Oh, no, that's perfectly possible with the right size of gun, though I can't guarantee the bowling balls will stay in one piece considdering the forces involved.

[Allama]

The discussion of lesbian lingerie makes me laugh.

Clothing and lingerie aren't always the same thing just because homosexuality is involved, darling. 

Don't want to spoil your thoughts, but Mythbusters proved that one wrong. They did an entire episode on Pirate myths (Ninja myths too, but different episode). Who else watched it?
*Tal raises hand*

I saw the ninja episode and the Ask A Ninja podcast with them!  It made my whole day.

[Talmann]

Khab- Hey, at least you don't need to worry 'bout those sails gettin' ripped...
Al-  Yea, Mythbusters!