Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)

[Larry]

Good point. I need a better hostage.

*throws Bara to the floor and grabs Al'*

[Bara]

NOOO!

*tries to get up*

Im stuck

[Larry]

Alright, pirate scum, surrender to my demands!

Demand Number One: ...um, give me some money? Yeah, gimme all the gold you've got!

Demand Number Two: I want...ahh, what's the point?

*releases Al' and sits down in the sand*

What's happening to me? I used to be a true ninja, noble and honourable. And now I'm reduced to this? You people have turned me into a vicious, uncaring, fiend! A monster! A pirate!

And what happened to all the adventure, the epic fights on the high seas? Now it's just the four of us, sitting on a beach. I miss the good old days...

*slumps in the sand and stares up at the sky*

[The Empire]

*pats Larry on the back*

Y'arr matey, that's wha' happened t' all of us, don' worry, ye'll get use' t' it aft'r a while

[Bara]

you know

*gets out his warhammer figures*

Emp, you wanna play?

[The Empire]

Too much sand, it ruins the paint job.

[Bara]

oh

*puts his guys back*

So...what did you guys do today?

[The Empire]

Played with Al' ?

[Bara]

ok, i dont want to know.

[Larry]

I do. Continue.

[The Empire]

Well, we used theese coconuts as balls, and then we used theese old amphoras as pins and then we played bowling man! Strike after strike! So cool it was awsome man!

[Larry]

Uh, yeah, I totally knew that's what you meant. I enjoy hearing bowling stories.

[Bara]

i do too! can i play next time?

[Allama]

* Clambers back onto her Gilligan-style bamboo lounge chair to resume drinking.

Yarr, of course... we "bowled" together earlier t'day.

>_>
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Oy, anyone fancy a search fer buried treasure after tha pork roast this arfternoon?  We skewered a wild pig with a fancy weapon I like to call a "sharpened stick" and found some sorta map of t'island with a big 'X' by tha bay.

[The Empire]

What 're ye insi.. 'nsi... suggestin' we did lass?