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Author Topic: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)  (Read 65818 times)

Offline Larry

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #975 on: October 03, 2007, 09:28:53 PM »
*dodges the bullets with ninja-like agility, then looks around to make sure nobody noticed his disguise slipping*

*sees StrikerZeroX lying on the deck*

You...you sacrificed yourself to save me...if only there was something I could do to help you...

*furtively stabs the pirate-sympathiser a few times*
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Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #976 on: October 03, 2007, 10:10:02 PM »
You know...i think im supposed to fell sad.... oh well

*walks over to dave*

Was that guy a ninja or something?
Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.

Offline StrikerZeroX

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #977 on: October 03, 2007, 10:12:54 PM »
*A puff of smoke appears around the body and the body disappears*

*Deep evil laugh*

Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #978 on: October 04, 2007, 07:28:45 PM »
woah....he must had some serious gas.
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Offline Talmann

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #979 on: October 05, 2007, 06:33:50 AM »
*Shuriken falls from the sky and hits a ninja*
* Talmann lands and quickly draws his rapier.

Ha! Take some of your own Medizin, Ninja! Now, fear my epee stylistic might! And if you are not afraid, then perhaps I should pin you with thrown objects or just pull out the Pistole von mein pocket...
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Offline Allama

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #980 on: October 05, 2007, 12:38:37 PM »
"Now Tal's 'ere, may as well be a party!"

Surreptitiously peering about only to see many more ninjas approaching, Alana moves to stand by Tal and brandishes her cutlass at the approaching menace.

"Time fer some fightin', eh lads?"

Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #981 on: October 05, 2007, 07:29:30 PM »
*Grins, and hops back on the quad and fires into the ninja horde*

Come on Gary! Fight!
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Offline Larry

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #982 on: October 08, 2007, 03:13:05 PM »
Um, yeah, I'm on it...

*grabs an empty gun and starts firing blanks at the ninjas*
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Offline Allama

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #983 on: October 10, 2007, 01:05:56 PM »
"Here, this'll do ya better!"

Handing Gary a rapier, Alana leaps back into the fray.

Offline Larry

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #984 on: October 10, 2007, 04:42:52 PM »
*starts slashing wildly, narrowly missing the ninjas but 'accidentally' removing the limbs of several pirates*
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Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #985 on: October 11, 2007, 08:50:45 PM »
*stares at his arm for a few monmets*

'Eh, nothing we cant fix.

*goes back to blasting away at the ninjas*
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Offline Rock-Onia

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #986 on: October 14, 2007, 03:08:28 AM »
Yeah, why is there no Jedi option? Let's face it, Jedi can whip the crap smell of the asses of pirates and ninjas.

*draws lightsaber and joins the battle*
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Offline Khem

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #987 on: October 14, 2007, 08:56:03 AM »
* Wonderful Neil! summons all of his sith knowlege and puts on his storm trooper armor, then he draws his own light saber.

"proud member of the 501st. they didn't tell you about vaders special training did they?"

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Offline Cyadkuso

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #988 on: October 15, 2007, 01:49:21 AM »
*Walks back from the lower decks where he had been enjoying the pirate's rum until he heard the commotion.*
Whats happening here...Ninja hordes? Light Sabers? Evil clouds of gas?! Dave?!? What have I missed?!?!
*Quickly makes up time by walking over to Bara and jaming the gun with some of the shell casings lying around him while duck-taping a sign to Bara's back that says "I drank all of the rum..not a ninja."
Ah...home again...
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Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #989 on: October 15, 2007, 11:52:46 PM »
*Hears the word Jedi and turns around*

Its on now....

*Becomes his Star Wars perosnatily, Esrak Baracaso*

Its on know, suckers

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