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Offline Khablan

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #960 on: September 18, 2007, 05:50:34 AM »
Arrrrr, I dunno lads, but let's draft 'im into piratehood.  The more the merrier, I always say!  An' he'd be handy fer liftin' rum barrels, too.
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Offline Cyadkuso

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #961 on: September 20, 2007, 10:41:49 PM »
Reminds me of the 2007 Superbowl commercial.

Girl- What are you doing?
Guy-Should we pick him up? He has Bud Light.
Girl- He has an axe.
Guy- But he has Bud Light.
Girl- And an axe.
Guy- I'm sure theres a reason for it. Hey buddy, whats with the axe?
Axe Guy-Its ..uh..bottle opener...
Guy- Hop in!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5uxs4wQAhI
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Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #962 on: September 21, 2007, 07:48:22 PM »
i loved that!

Oh, and the guy with the axe, hes my cousin.
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Offline Larry

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #963 on: October 01, 2007, 08:43:16 PM »
*Larry looks around at the suddenly deserted thread*

What, has everyone got scurvy or something? Ah well, might as well take advantage of this lull in activity.

*ties a bomb to the pirate ship and flees*
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Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #964 on: October 01, 2007, 08:48:42 PM »
Quick to do the pritaty thingy!

*hops on his Quad .50 cal and fires at larry*

WEEEEEE!
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Quote from: Solnath on May 01, 2008, 09:53:18 PM
Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.

Offline Allama

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #965 on: October 02, 2007, 03:15:24 PM »
Alana, in true pirate fashion, swings her cutlass to cut the ropes binding the bomb to the ship.  It falls into the water and is diffused, but her cut was a mite overzealous and a few guide ropes are severed in the process.

"Oy, Cap'n!  Mainsail down!  Uh, those awful ninjas cut the ropes!"
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Offline Larry

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #966 on: October 02, 2007, 08:53:44 PM »
Damn! Time for Plan B!

*Larry ducks into a nearby changing room and emerges dressed as a pirate, complete with eyepatch, pegleg and stuffed parrot*

Hah, this disguise should easily fool those dumb pirates.

*takes out a Pirate-English dictionary and flicks through it for a moment, before approaching the ship*

Ahoy, buckos! How in th' ol' salty sea be ye on this fine mornin'? Mighty fine vessel ye got here; mind if I hop aboard?
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Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #967 on: October 02, 2007, 09:22:24 PM »
*looks around then at the new guy*

hmmm....whats in it for us? like me, i want more Ammo.
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Quote from: Solnath on May 01, 2008, 09:53:18 PM
Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.

Offline Allama

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #968 on: October 03, 2007, 02:46:32 PM »
"Don't mind Bara, lad, he means well but 'e's a mite off 'is rocker.  What's yer name, sailor?"
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Offline Larry

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #969 on: October 03, 2007, 05:01:39 PM »
My name? Er, my name is...Gary. Yeah. So, where be you headed?
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Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #970 on: October 03, 2007, 08:50:31 PM »
*begins to twitch*

Gary?!?! I...freaking...hate...the...name...gary!

*points the quad .50 cal at gary, who is now wimpering in a corner*

Got ya.

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Quote from: Solnath on May 01, 2008, 09:53:18 PM
Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.

Offline Larry

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #971 on: October 03, 2007, 09:14:59 PM »
Gah! Uh, did I say Gary? I meant, erm, Dave. Yeah, my name's Dave. Definitely not Gary.
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Offline StrikerZeroX

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #972 on: October 03, 2007, 09:17:15 PM »
*Dives in front of Dave/Gary in heroic fashion*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #973 on: October 03, 2007, 09:19:20 PM »
WTF?!

*Shoots the new guy and turns to dave*

alright, let me see...do i know any daves..hmm... OH CRAP!

*Lets out a burst of rounds my mistake*
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Quote from: Solnath on May 01, 2008, 09:53:18 PM
Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.

Offline StrikerZeroX

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #974 on: October 03, 2007, 09:24:51 PM »
*Slowly bleeding to death*


I love you Dave...or Gary...My death is a worthy sacrifice for you!!


*Dies*
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