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Offline The Empire

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #930 on: September 05, 2007, 06:16:38 PM »
*joins the dance and makes some moves that would make a playboy bunny blush*

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #931 on: September 06, 2007, 04:24:04 AM »
Capt'n Khab manages to avoid stomping on anyone's toes for awhile, and even manages not to spill her rum as she twirls Allama and then Neil.  Until she happens to trip over Eduardo, of course, which makes her fall right on top of Bara.  Looking down at him where he's squashed underneath her, she exclaims:

Arrrrr, lad, why ye be sittin' down thar??  Ye should be jiggin' wi' the rest o' the crew! 

She pulls him up by the arm and starts spinning him around and around in time with the music.
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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #932 on: September 06, 2007, 07:27:02 AM »
* Neil! was keeping a good rythm until the Cap'n fell on Bara. then he laughed.

yea c'mon Bara!

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #933 on: September 06, 2007, 03:33:38 PM »
After being twirled about by the Cap'n and several of her crewmates, Alana sits on a barrel for a spell to settle her now-dizzy head.  "Oy, let's have another tune!" she shouts as she gets out her squeezebox for a shanty.

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #934 on: September 07, 2007, 04:45:09 AM »
The Capt'n steps lively, in time with the tune, whirling and twirling, dragging Bara right along with her and only bashing his head against a post once, which is somebody else's fault, of course, for putting that post in such a silly place.

Keep in step there, Bara, I can see yer speechless with delight! 

Emp, git yer spidery legs over here and show us how light ye are on yer feet!
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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #935 on: September 07, 2007, 02:24:04 PM »
Alana pulls a mostly-non-objecting Emp onto the hastily-defined dance floor during a several-measure rest, then proceeds with The Mariner's Song.

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #936 on: September 07, 2007, 06:00:39 PM »
* Neil! sits down, picks up a fiddle and starts playing along.

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #937 on: September 07, 2007, 08:22:25 PM »
I is busting a move

*does the robot, then breakdances, and then breaks his back*

Ow, my back.
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Offline Cyadkuso

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #938 on: September 07, 2007, 11:24:57 PM »
*Walks back towards the ship after getting bored with the zoo, and notices that we got pinned....and that there were a bunch of drunk pirates dancing on a boat.*

Hmm...wait for something to happen...or make something...I think I'll wait. :drunks:
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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #939 on: September 07, 2007, 11:39:03 PM »
*sees the ninja, and flops over to the big red button that says "Do not push, unless everybody is dancing and a ninja is on board, and Baraks back is broken*

What a great button!

*pushs it and braces himself*

lame...

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Offline Cyadkuso

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #940 on: September 08, 2007, 12:54:11 AM »
Oh...was that was this wire was running too? O:-)

*Throws a jar full of termites onto the ship. And wonders what exactly the ship is made out of...*
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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #941 on: September 08, 2007, 12:59:47 AM »
*Watches as the termites die upon impact*

SEE CAPTAIN! I TOLD YOU THE ANTI- TERMITE SPRAY WAS A GOOD IDEA!
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Offline Khem

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #942 on: September 08, 2007, 09:00:36 AM »
yea but with a ship made out of recycled plastics and metal its kind of pointless.

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #943 on: September 08, 2007, 12:23:10 PM »
you never know....
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Offline Cyadkuso

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #944 on: September 09, 2007, 01:09:31 AM »
Did I mention that I grew those in my secret ninja lab to secrete a corrosive fluid?
 :-P
Well...not really...but one can dream...
“People seldom do what they believe in. They do what is convenient, then repent.” ~Bob Dylan

"Had I not seen the Sun, I could have borne the shade" ~Emily Dickinson

“The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame.” ~Oscar Wilde

“Eskimo: "If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?" Priest: "No, not if you did not know." Eskimo: "Then why did you tell me?"”  ~Annie Dillard