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Author Topic: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)  (Read 65827 times)

Offline The Empire

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #915 on: August 30, 2007, 10:29:35 PM »
*Stirrs, sees the blood, remembers I am thirsty...*

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Offline Sovereign Dixie

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #916 on: August 31, 2007, 02:29:31 AM »
Though, it is my personal opinion, that both pirates and ninjas are full of suck, this thread has been pinned due to its popularity :D :P


Offline Khablan

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #917 on: August 31, 2007, 05:44:02 AM »
Hey!  That landlubber just insulted us pirates!

Capt'n Khabby starts to pelt the interloper with cookies...

Wait... oh we be pinned?  For popularity?  Well, that's alright, then!  I'll drink t' that!

Ahoy mateys!  We be PINNED!!!  Break out th' rum!  O' course we be popular!  Do ye see anybody -else- with a huge crocodile named Eduardo?  Or a monkey named Jack who can do CPR?  Or a drunken PUR in a crow's nest?  NO!  We be the oooonly pirates 'round here, and proud of it!

Khab breaks into a merry jig!

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Offline Khem

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #918 on: August 31, 2007, 07:45:53 AM »
* The Wonderful PUR somehow falls out of the crows nest.

how did i wind up here? what pinned? AWESOME!!!!
* The Wonderful PUR gets drunk with the captain and does a fancy bass solo.

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Offline Akka-Wakka

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #919 on: August 31, 2007, 12:48:49 PM »
Pirates?  What?  Just a bunch of sissies in drag.

True power lies in the way of the ninja!!!  Have none of you watched batman begins!!

Offline Larry

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #920 on: August 31, 2007, 02:39:16 PM »
*returns from the hospital with two working legs*

So, Akka, you wish to join my clan? You do seem to be ninja material, and I always need new members. Suit up and give those pirates hell!
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Offline Allama

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #921 on: August 31, 2007, 02:52:30 PM »
Alana, far too involved in the pirate party going on aboard the ship, fails to notice the plotting ninjas and gets on with a merry little jig of her own.

"Ahoy, pass tha rum!"

Offline Akka-Wakka

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #922 on: August 31, 2007, 02:57:14 PM »
Where are you on the Pirate/Ninja/Dwaf/Elf compass?



Oh, and larry, this is what I would look like as a ninja:



Al'.  The ninjas have a plot?  If this is true, then we will win. :D

Offline Larry

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #923 on: August 31, 2007, 03:16:20 PM »
We have a plot? No-one told me, I'm just making it up as I go along.

Cool compass, by the way. I'm probably way over at the ninja side, and very slightly south towards dwarfhood.
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Offline Allama

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #924 on: August 31, 2007, 07:20:05 PM »
Alana grabs a fiddle and plays some mean piratey songs, all raucous and fulla swears.

Offline The Empire

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #925 on: August 31, 2007, 07:22:36 PM »
*dances a dance so silly it makes the ninja's laugh so hard they suffer respiratory hemorrages*

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Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #926 on: August 31, 2007, 07:50:05 PM »
Khab, get off my foot, cause IMA CHARGING MAH LAZAR!
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Offline Akka-Wakka

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #927 on: August 31, 2007, 09:05:14 PM »
These Pirates are WEIRD!!!

Anyway, for all you NON-weird-os, here is how you too can become a pirate:


Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #928 on: August 31, 2007, 09:31:35 PM »
I'MA FIRIN MAH LAZAR!

*shoots at everybody body that moved the past 3 seconds*

I'MA CHARGING MAH LAZAR!
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Offline Allama

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #929 on: September 05, 2007, 06:13:27 PM »
Alana grabs several of her fellow pirates and pulls them onto the main deck for a rousing jig, all the while passing around bottles of rum, grog, and pilfered beer.