Oooh fireworks... I think I'll just leave all that up to you, my friend. You seem very knowledgeable on the subject. Besides, I'll be much to busy, what with teaching the parrot all those properly pirate-y phrases and training Jack NOT to doo-doo on the poop deck. (Note to self - ask somebody what the heck a poop deck actually is. Terribly important, that.)
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dictionary.com -
poop deck
–noun a weather deck on top of a poop.
American Heritage dictionary -
poop deck
n. An exposed partial deck on the stern superstructure of a ship.
Oh oh oh... now I get it.