Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)

[Khem]

* The Wonderful PUR rescues his wife to somewhere with more rum.

"we needs ter drink shum more if we have to fight dinashars."

* The Wonderful PUR hands Al a watergun full of liquid heat.

"jusht remember ifsh they try and get in yer skirtsh.....somthing.....fuck.....you don' know music........fuck....... oh yea! squirt em' in the eye! works for them dionosh too."

[Bara]

Wha?

[Allama]

Alana spends the next few hours enjoying the island sun with her now-male wifey, making a pretense at a failed attempt to sober up.

[Bara]

Well...might as well get going to Ju Ras Sic Zoo.... I CALL SHOTGUN!

[Khem]

"so watcha think wifey? wanna head to this zoo thingy?"

* The Wonderful PUR has been doing firedancing to pass the time, occasionaly spitting a swig of rum through the flames to try and be a firebreathing pirate.

[Allama]

"Sure, that sounds like a fine idea." Alana says, watching the flames avidly.

[Khem]

* The Wonderful PUR extinguishes his poi torches and links arms with Allama.

"let us be off then, might as well go grab the cap'n. she'd enjoy this sorto thing."

[The Empire]

*Is still unconscious with a blissfully naughty smile*

[Khem]

* The Wonderful PUR picks up Emp and uses smelling salts to awaken him.

[The Empire]

Aww... why did you have to wake me! I was having the most wonderful dreams full of pink flowers that smelled like heaven!

[Bara]

ummm....

*steps away from emp*

I'll go grab the car....

*runs off and after a few seconds, droves through the jungle in a huge monster truck8

Hop in!

[Khem]

ummm i'd rather walk after all it is right there.

* The Wonderful PUR points a few hundred feet away.

[Bara]

It is?

*looks out the window*

huh, it is.

*hops out of the truck and joins PUR, al' and Emp*

[Khablan]

Woot!  I mean... Arrrrr!  T' the zoo, mateys! 

[Bara]

yarrr!