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Offline The Empire

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas?
« Reply #75 on: June 04, 2007, 08:08:22 PM »
Especially after an ONS right?
*envisions larry shouting "Carpe Denim!" and running away down the fire-escape with an angry dad hot on his tracks while trying to pulling his jeans on*
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Re: Pirates or Ninjas?
« Reply #76 on: June 05, 2007, 04:41:34 AM »
Good one, Empire!!!   :clap:

I don't see why we pirates have to kill anyone at all, really.  Think of the mess!  Who'd be in charge of cleaning all that up?  I'm not volunteering for that one!  Couldn't we maybe just look threaten people with them while looking really really mean and yelling pirate-y things a lot?  I suppose if someone really thought we were missing out on an important part of piratishness, then maybe we could put someone in charge of bringing along some video games.  All the killing, no muss, no fuss.  Plus, you can pause those to go to the little pirate's room or grab a soda, right?  So much more convenient than REAL killing.

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas?
« Reply #77 on: June 05, 2007, 05:03:34 AM »
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That kind of attitude is detrimental to this entire argument. You either support ninjas, pirates or neither. There is no random switching between the two.
Since when did we agree on that, Judge? *turns into a cookie* better now? now, I just turned double into triple-personality syndrome!  ;D And mind you, ninjahood mensch, that metisses form different dominant characters have prooved to be far better then the previous. Thus, I petition before this fair crowd of co-argumentators that a new category be added to the poll, that of piracookninja.
Yaaaaarrrrukamasutracrunch!

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas?
« Reply #78 on: June 05, 2007, 12:30:06 PM »
Quote from: Khablan on June 05, 2007, 04:41:34 AM
I don't see why we pirates have to kill anyone at all, really.  Think of the mess!  Who'd be in charge of cleaning all that up?  I'm not volunteering for that one!  Couldn't we maybe just look threaten people with them while looking really really mean and yelling pirate-y things a lot?  I suppose if someone really thought we were missing out on an important part of piratishness, then maybe we could put someone in charge of bringing along some video games.  All the killing, no muss, no fuss.  Plus, you can pause those to go to the little pirate's room or grab a soda, right?  So much more convenient than REAL killing.

Yes!  Video games DO solve problems.  I knew it.  You're really on to something here, Mama Khab.  I nominate you for Captain of our piratey party ship!
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Re: Pirates or Ninjas?
« Reply #79 on: June 05, 2007, 12:43:32 PM »
COOKIES ARE ON THE LEAD FINALLY!  :congrats:

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas?
« Reply #80 on: June 05, 2007, 02:25:13 PM »
Ooh, Captain Khabby.  I like the sound of that.  Maybe we could all take turns to keep everybody happy.  One day you're captain, the next, you have to swab the poop deck.  Because, you know, the one who always gets stuck cleaning out the bilges would probably leave to become a ninja or maybe a Keebler elf instead.  We can't have that! 
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Re: Pirates or Ninjas?
« Reply #81 on: June 05, 2007, 06:14:18 PM »
* Talmann agrees wholeheartedly with BOTH Larry and Capt'ness Khabby

KR:  :o I wouldn't have expected such a thing from you..
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Re: Pirates or Ninjas?
« Reply #82 on: June 05, 2007, 08:35:28 PM »
Why now Tallman, you will have to explain just what type of person you thought I was.
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Re: Pirates or Ninjas?
« Reply #83 on: June 05, 2007, 08:38:45 PM »
Quote from: Khablan on June 05, 2007, 04:41:34 AM
I suppose if someone really thought we were missing out on an important part of piratishness, then maybe we could put someone in charge of bringing along some video games.  All the killing, no muss, no fuss.  Plus, you can pause those to go to the little pirate's room or grab a soda, right?  So much more convenient than REAL killing.

I've often thought that wars would be much easier this way. You know, two world leaders sitting down together to play a war simulation game. As you say, much more convenient. And I like the idea of people being elected based on their gaming skills.
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Re: Pirates or Ninjas?
« Reply #84 on: June 05, 2007, 10:31:06 PM »
alright can i just sleep up in the crows nest and do all the sewing on the ship?
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Re: Pirates or Ninjas?
« Reply #85 on: June 05, 2007, 10:41:04 PM »
Absolutely, PUR.  We'll need someone who can mend those sails.  Especially after those nights when somebody gets carried away and does something silly, like stick a knife in one and slide down to the bottom.
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Re: Pirates or Ninjas?
« Reply #86 on: June 05, 2007, 10:43:52 PM »
Can I be in charge of the powder and shot? Pretty pretty please? :wb:
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Re: Pirates or Ninjas?
« Reply #87 on: June 05, 2007, 10:48:12 PM »
Sure, if you like, Empire.  We'll have to be careful that no one gets clumsy and spills the rum in the powder.  That would not be good.  Hmmm.... I wonder whether cannon balls would work like bowling balls.  Could be fun sometimes between the drunken feasts.  Anyone know how to drill finger holes in cannon balls?
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Re: Pirates or Ninjas?
« Reply #88 on: June 05, 2007, 10:48:57 PM »
I will, um, guard the rum. The rum needs protecting.
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Re: Pirates or Ninjas?
« Reply #89 on: June 06, 2007, 12:40:20 AM »
The pirates definitely win, they get to blow stuff up, steal stuff and get wasted whenever they want! Ninjas get to sneak... pirates are better!!!!!
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