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Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #735 on: August 11, 2007, 10:39:31 PM »
*throws a pin and ops the shield around larry*

Sucker, eat warts!

*shoots at larry, covering him in warts*
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Offline Talmann

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #736 on: August 12, 2007, 05:41:08 AM »
As resident Boy Scout, and avid fan of Survivorman and Man v. Wild, here be your grill, Khaptain!
*pulls off cover of leaves*
It be portable, too. See? I made a wooden box, filled it two thirds with sand, and put rocks around the edges. Then, we put dry tinder in the middle and cover it with sticks like this: (box edge) O | | | | |         | | | | |O (box edge), layering that to make a tower. Fill it with more tinder and you've got your smokestack. Then I've made this lid from rock strips that goes over the box. There's your grill. Oh! Ya light it with this hole in the side, you make your fire and insert it here and you'll be cookin' in no time...
Now... the only problem is, though it's portable, it's heavy as hell... Eh, Emp, can you lend a... claw or two?
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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #737 on: August 12, 2007, 09:20:23 AM »
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*moves up to grill and lifts it*

Where do ye wan' it cap'n
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Offline Trey

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #738 on: August 13, 2007, 02:42:55 AM »
Quote from: Larry on August 11, 2007, 06:16:51 PM
*Larry punches his way through Bara's stomach, then stares at him in disbelief*

You ate me! I can't believe you did that! You friggin' ate me!

*looks at the cow bones*

And you ate my sand-cow! Do you know how hard it is to find those things?

*walks off, muttering*



You.  Ate.  LARRY?!?!?
« Last Edit: August 13, 2007, 06:27:45 PM by Trey »
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Offline Khablan

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #739 on: August 13, 2007, 05:18:07 AM »
Well shiver me timbers and blow me down, ye be a fine crew!  Put it right over here by this brass monkey.  Now, we be needin' something t' grill on it.  Sand cows aren't good eatin' eh?  Ah well.  Emp, got any kebabs for us?  Or mebbe Bara can catch some crabs...

What's this?  Ye pilferin' sea cows!  Who took 'em??  Put those balls back on that brass monkey!  I tell ye, need eyes in the back of me head, I do.   

Got enough rum t' go around fer tonight, do we?  Bara can start us a bonfire and we can drag some logs up around it.
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Offline Talmann

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #740 on: August 13, 2007, 05:47:48 AM »
*walks back to the ship carrying two large bottles of something*
Erm... Khapt'n...? I'm just gonna take these t' me quarters, mmk? By the by, there be rice and onions here on the islan', just beyond them groves over yon'r...
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Offline Khablan

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #741 on: August 13, 2007, 05:57:59 AM »
Capt'n Khab perks up at the sight of the two bottles.

Eh?  And what would ye be totin' back to yer hut there, matey?   Surely ye be wantin' to share with yer ol' capt'n, wouldn't ye? 

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Offline Talmann

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #742 on: August 13, 2007, 06:00:11 AM »
* Talmann silently and secretively slips the Khaptain a bottle of hand-filtered rice vodka.
I'll trade ya for some a yer special rum.
* Talmann takes the rum.
Y'won't tell anyone, will ya?
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"Once art to me was something far off, unfathomable and unreachable... But I discovered that the real essence of art was not something high up and far off, it was right inside my ordinary daily self. If a musician wants to be a fine artist, he must first become a finer person. A work of art is the expression of a person's whole personality, sensibility, and ability." -Shinichi Suzuki

Offline Naivetry

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #743 on: August 13, 2007, 07:27:40 AM »
From her perch on the mast, Nai hurls a handful of round black objects into the ocean, one after the other.  Shortly after, a small geyser shoots up out of the sea.  Nai climbs halfway down, dives in, and collects a bagful of small fish that have floated to the surface.  She swims to the shore and tosses the bag onto the sand near Khab.

"Cap'n, you said you were lookin' fer somethin' ta grill?"
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Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #744 on: August 13, 2007, 01:49:43 PM »
Let me check something

*blasts the bags with a shotgun several times*

Ok, its good!
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Offline Talmann

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #745 on: August 13, 2007, 04:11:40 PM »
a'course... nothings good without bein' pumped full of lead, now is it, Bara? By the by... you be the one pickin the shot out. ALL the shot. An' why you're at it, de-bone the fish fer us, will ya?

*walks over to the Khaptain*
'ey, Khapt'n... 'me're.
Whadda ya call a fish with no eyes?
...
Fsh...
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Music is the key to the heart.

"Once art to me was something far off, unfathomable and unreachable... But I discovered that the real essence of art was not something high up and far off, it was right inside my ordinary daily self. If a musician wants to be a fine artist, he must first become a finer person. A work of art is the expression of a person's whole personality, sensibility, and ability." -Shinichi Suzuki

Offline Trey

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #746 on: August 13, 2007, 06:29:29 PM »
Quote from: Talmann on August 13, 2007, 04:11:40 PM
a'course... nothings good without bein' pumped full of lead, now is it, Bara? By the by... you be the one pickin the shot out. ALL the shot. An' why you're at it, de-bone the fish fer us, will ya?

*walks over to the Khaptain*
'ey, Khapt'n... 'me're.
Whadda ya call a fish with no eyes?
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Fsh...

*Trey trout slaps Talmann for that horrid joke.*   :trout:
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #747 on: August 13, 2007, 06:41:23 PM »
*sticks a bomb in one of the fish and shoves the fish down treys throat*

ha!
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Offline Trey

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #748 on: August 13, 2007, 06:43:24 PM »
Quote from: Barakarin on August 13, 2007, 06:41:23 PM
*sticks a bomb in one of the fish and shoves the fish down treys throat*

ha!

Extra Crispy!
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #749 on: August 13, 2007, 07:11:59 PM »
boom!
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