Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)

[Bara]

What? I was hungry.

8looks at the beach and sees thousands of sand Cows milling about*

hey larry, are those sand cows?

[Larry]

Nope, those are sand-bulls. Totally inedible.

[Bara]

ok...but they look so good.

[The Empire]

Umm... ok... you go ahead and eat sand-cows, I'll eat iguanas on a stick... and then maybe, if PUR allows it,  a taste of something he has claimed

[Larry]

Bara, feel free to eat a sand-bull if you really want to, but don't come running to me when your kidneys explode.

And Emp...iguanas on a stick? Ew.

[The Empire]

Umm, roasted iguanas, tastes like chicken... or so I have heard

[Larry]

Eh, everything tastes like chicken nowadays. Whatever, you carry on eating your weird delicacies if you like, but I think I'll stick to normal food.

*goes back to hunting for sand-cows*

[Bara]

*begins eating larrys arm*

this one tastes like beef.

[Larry]

*Larry becomes aware of a strange sensation on his arm, and looks down in mild annoyance to see Bara gnawing on it*

You're eating me again? Man, there's something wrong with you. You've gone wrong in the mind tank. And I do not taste like beef.

*shakes Bara off and throws him in a nearby wood-chipper*

[The Empire]

There, Now I'm full. I think I'll go looking for that dessert now...

*goes looking for Al'*

[Bara]

*gets out of the woodchipper*

Larry, i didnt want to do this to you but behold my warth! I shall send in, THE ULTIMATE KILLING MACHINE!!!!!!!

[The Empire]

OMG He will give us warts! RUN FOR YOUR HIDES!

[Larry]

*Larry runs in terror as Bara's warth rages across the beach towards him, obliterating everything in its path*

No! Even all my years of ninja training couldn't have prepared me for this!

[Bara]

*begins firing the Wart cannon*

Ha!

[Larry]

*hides behind a sand dune*

I'll show him...

*Larry begins to meditate, and an energy shield forms around him*

Now it's on!