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Offline Khablan

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #705 on: August 10, 2007, 06:48:32 PM »
Arrrrr enough lollygaggin' around now, there be work t' do!  Get ye some baskets and start collectin' some fruit and such!  And sugar cane... we be needin' a lot more cookies! 

How be we on coconut bras? 

Bara!  Where be that boy?  We need the lad to shoot us down some coconuts! 

Wonder whether we'll be findin' a handy dandy grill on this island too...

Who brought the rum?  Yer capt'n be feelin' a might dry.
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Offline Allama

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #706 on: August 10, 2007, 06:56:06 PM »
Alana hands her Captain a bottle of rum and two extra coconut bras, lined with goose feathers for comfort.

"Custom made, just for our dear Cap'n!"
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Offline Trey

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #707 on: August 10, 2007, 06:59:52 PM »
Here's your lean mean fat grillin machine, Cap'n!
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Offline Larry

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #708 on: August 10, 2007, 07:06:42 PM »
*Larry hands the pirates a basket of fruit*

Here ya go. Oh, by the way, I may have accidentally poisoned a couple of those bananas. So, you know, just be careful.
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Offline The Empire

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #709 on: August 10, 2007, 10:37:12 PM »
Nice, russian roulet with a twist ;)

What kind of poison is it?
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Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #710 on: August 11, 2007, 12:28:36 AM »
*pops up from the side of the ship*

You know, this isnt anything violent this time!

*throws over a huge amount of clams*

Found them on the side of the boat, dig in!
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Offline Larry

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #711 on: August 11, 2007, 12:42:26 PM »
Nothing violent? So, I suppose it was just bad luck that most of those clams landed on me?

*tastes a clam*

Ack! I just remembered why I hate seafood.
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Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #712 on: August 11, 2007, 12:51:52 PM »
*shrugs and eats a clam*

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Quote from: Solnath on May 01, 2008, 09:53:18 PM
Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.

Offline Larry

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #713 on: August 11, 2007, 05:17:12 PM »
*stalks back onto the beach to hunt for sand-cows*
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Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #714 on: August 11, 2007, 05:22:21 PM »
*looks at larry, then to a rocket, then to larry then a rocket, then larry, then a rocket then to a cow*

How the heck did a cow get here?!
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Quote from: Solnath on May 01, 2008, 09:53:18 PM
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Offline Larry

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #715 on: August 11, 2007, 05:44:22 PM »
Look out! Sand-cow!

*dives to grab Bara's rocket, rolls into an upright postion, and fires the rocket at the sand-cow, which promptly explodes*

Lunchtime!
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Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #716 on: August 11, 2007, 05:48:38 PM »
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!

*begins to eat away at the cow with lighting speed*

MY SAND COW!
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Quote from: Solnath on May 01, 2008, 09:53:18 PM
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Offline Larry

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #717 on: August 11, 2007, 05:58:22 PM »
*dispatches Bara with a well-thrown piece of wood, then begins to eat the rest of the cow (with a spot of ketchup)*
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Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #718 on: August 11, 2007, 06:02:39 PM »
*eats the wood then eats larry, then the rest of the cow*
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Quote from: Solnath on May 01, 2008, 09:53:18 PM
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Offline Larry

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #719 on: August 11, 2007, 06:16:51 PM »
*Larry punches his way through Bara's stomach, then stares at him in disbelief*

You ate me! I can't believe you did that! You friggin' ate me!

*looks at the cow bones*

And you ate my sand-cow! Do you know how hard it is to find those things?

*walks off, muttering*

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