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Author Topic: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)  (Read 65898 times)

Offline The Empire

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #630 on: August 07, 2007, 09:58:14 AM »
*Runs around below Talmann with a large bowl to catch the ready-made potato chips and add salt*

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Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #631 on: August 07, 2007, 12:37:37 PM »
"Give me some!"
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Offline Larry

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #632 on: August 07, 2007, 02:36:04 PM »
Ooh, me too.

*adds some vinegar*
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Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #633 on: August 07, 2007, 02:43:42 PM »
SALT AND VINEGAR!

*grabs the bowl of chips and runs off*
Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.

Offline Larry

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #634 on: August 07, 2007, 02:57:07 PM »
*throws a shuriken with deadly accuracy, which implants itself in Bara's back*

Yoink!

*grabs the bowl as Bara topples over*
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Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #635 on: August 07, 2007, 02:59:24 PM »
*watches as larry steals the chips*

Darn ninjas...

*pulls out the shrukenin and throws it, hitting larrys head*

"HA!"

Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.

Offline Larry

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #636 on: August 07, 2007, 03:16:40 PM »
Darn pirates...

*gives up and buys some real chips from the store*
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Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #637 on: August 07, 2007, 03:30:42 PM »
HA! RUN!

*eats the chips and spits them out*

hm, homemade chips really do suck
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Offline Larry

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #638 on: August 07, 2007, 03:53:33 PM »
Yeah, take that.

*Larry yanks the shuriken out of his head and returns it to his belt*

Here, have one of my chips.
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Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #639 on: August 07, 2007, 04:27:54 PM »
Yey!

*eats one of larrys chips*

"Wait a minute....you didn't poison it, right?"
Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.

Offline Khem

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #640 on: August 07, 2007, 05:05:44 PM »
* The Wonderful PUR gives up and jumps out to lay on the beach where cute women serve her drinks.

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Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #641 on: August 07, 2007, 05:27:53 PM »
*grabs a video camera*
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Offline Larry

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #642 on: August 07, 2007, 06:26:21 PM »
*Larry wanders aimlessly around the ship for a while, and finds a PS3 in the sleeping quarters*

Sweet!
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Offline Trey

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #643 on: August 07, 2007, 08:28:44 PM »
Crap!  I am torn...beach with PUR (and other beautiful women) or PS3?  WHAT DO I DO?
"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #644 on: August 07, 2007, 10:02:39 PM »
*runs off, stelas the PS3 and gives it to trey*

RUN TREY, RUN!
Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.