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Offline Khablan

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #615 on: August 06, 2007, 06:15:16 PM »
Capt'n Khab fires her uber-laser gun at the ninjas, which of course turns all firearms into cream pies!
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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #616 on: August 06, 2007, 06:19:38 PM »
What about daemonic-pinky-finger-clubs?
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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #617 on: August 06, 2007, 06:41:25 PM »
* The Wonderful PUR gets fed up when a ninja spills her rum. she pulls a chain sword from nowhere honestly in that outfit where the hell was it hiding? PUR then starts hacking opponents into small pieces intent on distilling some booze from their ground up bones.

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Offline Larry

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #618 on: August 06, 2007, 07:22:59 PM »
*Larry disarms PUR with a quick flick of the wrist, then holds up his own hands as a sign of goodwill*

Oh, benevolent goddess, I have not forgotten your act of kindness. You saved my life on page 35, and I am forever in your debt. However, I beseech you to join us, or we shall be forced to be enemies. It is not too late to return to the ways of the ninja!
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Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #619 on: August 06, 2007, 08:17:03 PM »
*hops up, and sees larry standing above him talking to PUR. He grabs Larrys sword and slices larrys head clean off his neck*

"Yey!"
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Offline Larry

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #620 on: August 06, 2007, 08:25:29 PM »
Aw, dammit. Do you know how hard it is to reattach a head? This is just bloody brilliant. Jerk.

*Larry picks up his head and stumbles away, calling over his shoulder to PUR*

Think about what I said, okay!
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Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #621 on: August 06, 2007, 08:30:07 PM »
*turns over to PUR*

"Your welcome sexy"
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Offline Khem

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #622 on: August 06, 2007, 08:44:25 PM »
* The Wonderful PUR uses archaic magic to allow larry to attach and detach his head at will.
"actualy Larry i am trying to see if we can have peace between the pirates and ninjas. and i just happen to look better in piratey torn up clothes. you should join me we can drink sake to peaceful relations between pirates and ninjas!"
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Offline Trey

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #623 on: August 06, 2007, 09:23:30 PM »
Care to post a picture of you in those torn-up pirate clothes?   :-P
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Offline Govindia

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #624 on: August 06, 2007, 10:18:51 PM »
NInjas > all.  Period :D
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Offline Trey

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #625 on: August 06, 2007, 11:05:19 PM »
Until a Robot Zombie Pirate kills the ninja.
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Govindia

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #626 on: August 06, 2007, 11:54:36 PM »
Quote from: Trey on August 06, 2007, 11:05:19 PM
Until a Robot Zombie Pirate kills the ninja.

Robots can't be zombies :P  They have no organics
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Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #627 on: August 07, 2007, 12:20:01 AM »
yes they can. Everybody knows that. Even a idiot such as trey.  ;)
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Offline Talmann

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #628 on: August 07, 2007, 02:58:36 AM »
A) I try to reconcile pirate an'd ninjas too... they just tick me off at the last minute to make me attack them.
B) Wow... now everyone pulls weapons out their @$$? Great, just bloody great...
Just for the hell of it, I pull out several lightsabres and spin them in a ball around me floating as I meditate.
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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #629 on: August 07, 2007, 07:39:46 AM »
*Larry peers over the ship to see Trey and Govindia chattering aimlessly*

Look, if you like ninjas so much, then why don't you come and help us?

*starts throwing potatoes at Talmann*
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