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Offline Cyadkuso

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #585 on: August 04, 2007, 09:45:21 PM »
*Walks around setting explosives around the ship that are wired to a detonator. Than he walks back to the cookie hoard.*
Ahh.. I'm home again. :clap:
“People seldom do what they believe in. They do what is convenient, then repent.” ~Bob Dylan

"Had I not seen the Sun, I could have borne the shade" ~Emily Dickinson

“The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame.” ~Oscar Wilde

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Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #586 on: August 04, 2007, 09:47:38 PM »
*takes aim at Cyadkuso with his sniper rifle*

Sucker....

*shots of Cyadkuso hand*

YES!!!!!!!!

*falls off the mast*

NOOOOOOOOO
Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.

Offline Cyadkuso

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #587 on: August 04, 2007, 10:14:46 PM »
OW!! That hurts like a *!&9$. Wait...when did I get on the deck of the ship? Damn those cookies!
*Picks up hand and shoves rods into it to reattach it to his arm. Looks for Bara and watches him fall off the mast.*
That's gonna suck...but not quite enough.
*Throws tacks all around the mast.*
There, that's better.
“People seldom do what they believe in. They do what is convenient, then repent.” ~Bob Dylan

"Had I not seen the Sun, I could have borne the shade" ~Emily Dickinson

“The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame.” ~Oscar Wilde

“Eskimo: "If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?" Priest: "No, not if you did not know." Eskimo: "Then why did you tell me?"”  ~Annie Dillard

Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #588 on: August 04, 2007, 11:17:11 PM »
*sees the tack and use his parachute*

'Sucker!"

*Land away from the tacks and begins firing at Cyadkuso*
Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.

Offline Govindia

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #589 on: August 05, 2007, 12:40:56 AM »
I support Ninjas, and I <3 cookies ^_^
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Offline Cyadkuso

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #590 on: August 05, 2007, 12:59:16 AM »
ooc: what gun do you have bara? I'm assuming still the sniper

*Throws a Space Marine in front of the bullets and than throws a flash bomb in front of Bara, blinding him temporarily. Rushes in, grabs the gun, and throws it overboard.*
Takes care of that.
*Rolls back away from Bara drawing his ninja-to in to process.*
“People seldom do what they believe in. They do what is convenient, then repent.” ~Bob Dylan

"Had I not seen the Sun, I could have borne the shade" ~Emily Dickinson

“The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame.” ~Oscar Wilde

“Eskimo: "If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?" Priest: "No, not if you did not know." Eskimo: "Then why did you tell me?"”  ~Annie Dillard

Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #591 on: August 05, 2007, 01:39:21 AM »
OOc: Yeah.

Its on.

*hops onto the Quad .50 cal that was still on deck and fires away at Cyadkuso*

Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.

Offline Talmann

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #592 on: August 05, 2007, 04:09:07 AM »
*Spots cowardly Cyad on the deck*
'ey, cowerrd! I be over here...
*Both blades out, one held defensively in front, the other over his head, Talmann charges at Cyad*
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"Once art to me was something far off, unfathomable and unreachable... But I discovered that the real essence of art was not something high up and far off, it was right inside my ordinary daily self. If a musician wants to be a fine artist, he must first become a finer person. A work of art is the expression of a person's whole personality, sensibility, and ability." -Shinichi Suzuki

Offline Cyadkuso

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #593 on: August 05, 2007, 06:20:59 AM »
*Jumps up into the air and grabs onto the rigging. Than looks below at Tal running into the bullets being pumped out of Bara's .50 cal at him.*
That should be interesting to see how it turns out. But it will have to be another time.
*Climbs to the top of the mast and jumps of, unfolding the hangglider and gliding away.*
ooc: im off on a vacation for 2 weeks, the duel is off until than. :-P   also hope larry comes back since we seem to be the only 2 ninjas on here, that or Govinda could step in. O:-)
“People seldom do what they believe in. They do what is convenient, then repent.” ~Bob Dylan

"Had I not seen the Sun, I could have borne the shade" ~Emily Dickinson

“The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame.” ~Oscar Wilde

“Eskimo: "If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?" Priest: "No, not if you did not know." Eskimo: "Then why did you tell me?"”  ~Annie Dillard

Offline The Empire

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #594 on: August 05, 2007, 08:01:56 AM »
*Much rumbling and quite som blasts from the hold and eventually, a battered terminator chaplain with a case for holding gene-seed followed by me harrying the left pinky finger of a deamon prince over my choulder appears from the hatch.*

Now, where did the other bastards go?


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Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #595 on: August 05, 2007, 12:29:38 PM »
*stops firing*

"WHAT! SPEAK LOUDER!"
Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.

Offline The Empire

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #596 on: August 05, 2007, 05:03:03 PM »
I SAID! WHERE DID THOSE OTHER BASTARDS GO!? THE NINJA'S I MEAN!
AND WHY DIDN'T YOU WEAR EAR CUPS AT THE QUAD .50!?

Join the Word Bearer legion and brin glory to the dark gods! Taijitu stalker extraordinaire - no Taijituan presses a key without my knowledge, Resident Cannibal - I prefer females, Resident ginormous dragon - It is not a good idea to mess with a dragon who is packing heavy firepower

Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #597 on: August 05, 2007, 10:28:56 PM »
WHAT?! DID YOU SAY YOU LIKED CAKE?
Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.

Offline Talmann

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #598 on: August 05, 2007, 11:02:55 PM »
*Because he had to dodge Bara's random shooting, Talmann couldn't follow the ninja up the rigging.*
* Talmann mumbles "Next time, ninja..."

*After hearing Bara's comment on cake, Talmann runs into the kitchen and pulls out two of the small cakes Khab whipped up to celebrate the victory and smashes them into Emp's and Bara's faces.*

You wanted cake? Here, *splat* *splat* have some...
Music is the key to the heart.

"Once art to me was something far off, unfathomable and unreachable... But I discovered that the real essence of art was not something high up and far off, it was right inside my ordinary daily self. If a musician wants to be a fine artist, he must first become a finer person. A work of art is the expression of a person's whole personality, sensibility, and ability." -Shinichi Suzuki

Offline Larry

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #599 on: August 05, 2007, 11:42:02 PM »
*Larry emerges from the shadows*

So...you thought you had won, eh?
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