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Offline Larry

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #555 on: August 02, 2007, 07:59:41 PM »
Howdy, Cyad. I think we've almost taken the ship, but some of these guys just won't give up. You take out Bara and Emp, I'll go find the captain.
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Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #556 on: August 02, 2007, 08:15:45 PM »
"You aint going to get rid of me that easy..."

*Fires his RPG-7 at the ninja, killing all but Cyad and Larry*

"Suckers..."
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Offline Cyadkuso

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #557 on: August 02, 2007, 08:20:18 PM »
Well that's not nice...and here I was going to give you this game I found called Fallen Earth..stole it from the Icarus development office. Oh well. :shrug:
*Tosses the copy of Fallen Earth off the side of the boat.*
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Offline The Empire

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #558 on: August 02, 2007, 08:50:54 PM »
who cares about a game before release date, it's probably full of glitches and bugs anyway...

*activates teleport homer, throws a line to Al' and charges Larry, stormbolter blazing at full auto*

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Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #559 on: August 02, 2007, 09:22:01 PM »
"Nice touch amp..."
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Offline Cyadkuso

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #560 on: August 02, 2007, 09:41:34 PM »
*Watches Emp run past and than runs after him. Takes a ninja-to and stabs him in the back. Than picks him up and throws him overboard.*
I promised those sharks some pirates to eat, and I intend to deliver.
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“People seldom do what they believe in. They do what is convenient, then repent.” ~Bob Dylan

"Had I not seen the Sun, I could have borne the shade" ~Emily Dickinson

“The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame.” ~Oscar Wilde

“Eskimo: "If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?" Priest: "No, not if you did not know." Eskimo: "Then why did you tell me?"”  ~Annie Dillard

Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #561 on: August 03, 2007, 12:31:55 AM »
"OMG! NOZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!"

*opens fire on Cyadkuso*
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Offline Talmann

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #562 on: August 03, 2007, 03:00:17 AM »
You needn't worry, Bara, Emp is too tall to be stabbed as such. And you, too fight well, Larry-san. But I am afraid you have not learned enough. Like the shark in the water, ever adapting to it's surroundings, one must learn the correct fighting styles of it's enemies, and I for one know that the bullet is mightier than the hand.
*pulls out his pistol and fires it at Larry-san's chest, then flips the gun and throws it at Cyad, hitting (him?) at the base of the neck*
* Talmann then proceeds to pull out twin sabres, one long and thin, the other broad, shorter, with a notched tip.
Come on, Larry-san! A duel, to decide the fate of the ship. I win, we keep it. You win, you give us enough stores and boats to make it to the next island. Agreed? I challenge your honor if you do not.
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Offline Kozai

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #563 on: August 03, 2007, 03:06:40 AM »
Siath throws Khab overboard and launches a cannonball at her while the rest of the clones go after ninjas and pirates.

"Mutiny! Under me! We will destroy the ninjas!"

Quickly, the real Siath lunged towards Larry with his blade slashing him. Then hit him on the head with a barrel of monkeys.

*turns to Tal*

"Join me... and together we will rule as father... and son!"
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Offline Cyadkuso

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #564 on: August 03, 2007, 03:09:02 AM »
ooc: yes hitting him
ic: *Catches the pistol off of the rebound of his neck and reloads it. Points it at Bara. And switches the ninja-to into his other hand.*
Tal: Didn't they teach you not to throw away a perfectly good weapon?
*Shoots at Bara. But its only fireworks.*  :congrats:
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“People seldom do what they believe in. They do what is convenient, then repent.” ~Bob Dylan

"Had I not seen the Sun, I could have borne the shade" ~Emily Dickinson

“The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame.” ~Oscar Wilde

“Eskimo: "If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?" Priest: "No, not if you did not know." Eskimo: "Then why did you tell me?"”  ~Annie Dillard

Offline Talmann

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #565 on: August 03, 2007, 04:12:57 AM »
*Stabs Kozai and throws him overboard*
Teach ya ta mess with my Khapt'n...
Cyad-san, I threw it because it only had one shot, and I used it on Larry-san. If he lives still, I will duel him, if not, I duel you, Cyad-san.
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"Once art to me was something far off, unfathomable and unreachable... But I discovered that the real essence of art was not something high up and far off, it was right inside my ordinary daily self. If a musician wants to be a fine artist, he must first become a finer person. A work of art is the expression of a person's whole personality, sensibility, and ability." -Shinichi Suzuki

Offline The Empire

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #566 on: August 03, 2007, 09:10:40 AM »
*watches as a squad of Deathwing space marines in terminator armour materializes around the teleport homer*

I belive the tables have turned ninja...

*pulls a soaked Khab out of the sea*

Deathwing, form a defencive square around the captain of this ship, don't let anything through!

*Deathwing chaplain grabs Siath in enourmous gauntlet, effortlessly crushing his spine and dropping him paralyzed to the ground* That is the punishment for treason!

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Offline Allama

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #567 on: August 03, 2007, 03:25:26 PM »
After Emp threw her a line, Alana climbs up all the way to the mainsail's rigging, bypassing the deck entirely.  She sits and waits for the opportune moment, her other shoe close at hand.
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Offline Naivetry

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #568 on: August 03, 2007, 05:13:17 PM »
Nai, lurking invisibly in the rigging, looks over at Al' holding a shoe and shakes her head.  She reaches into a pack and pulls out a number of black, fist-sized balls.  "Boom!" she whispers with a grin, and hands several dozen to Alana.
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Offline Allama

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #569 on: August 03, 2007, 06:42:15 PM »
"Hehehehe," Alana quietly cackled as she accepted Naivetry's little gifties. "Thankee, me hearty.  Ye've fit into tha mold quite nicely; I imagine ye're goin' places here wit' us."
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