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Offline The Empire

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #495 on: July 29, 2007, 05:17:44 PM »
Really?

*Turns off the gas, drops the frying pan on a random ninja's foot and watches as the raw egg comes down and breaks on Larry's head*
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Offline Larry

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #496 on: July 29, 2007, 05:21:11 PM »
Hah, nice try, but I'm wearing my Cloak of +2 Egg Protection.

*karate-chops Emp upside the face*
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Offline The Empire

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #497 on: July 29, 2007, 05:24:53 PM »
*wipes bloody nose and headbutts Larry*
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Offline Khablan

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #498 on: July 29, 2007, 05:32:37 PM »
Speak fer yerself, Kozai matey!  Capt'n Khab likes 'er mornin' coffee!  
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Offline Larry

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #499 on: July 29, 2007, 05:34:05 PM »
*jumps over Emp's head, kicks off the wall, does a triple-somersault in mid-air, and lands directly behind him*

...I'm not sure what that was supposed to achieve.
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Offline Khablan

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #500 on: July 29, 2007, 06:05:50 PM »
Well now yer supposed to karate chop him in the back or something, I think.  But what do I know?  I'm a pirate!

Capt'n Khab takes advantage of Ninja Larry's momentary confusion and rolls a cannon ball at his feet to trip him.

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #501 on: July 29, 2007, 06:12:48 PM »
*Larry leaps over the cannonball and raises a sword to Khab's throat*

Hmm, you look more cooperative than the robot-spider dude. Take me to the captain of this vessel at once!
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Offline The Empire

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #502 on: July 29, 2007, 06:23:05 PM »
Notices disturbance behind and does a sweeping slash with the eviscerator, giving Larry a most unhealthy-looking gash in the back while chopping three other ninja's in two and accidentally clipping the tip of Al's night cap...
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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #503 on: July 29, 2007, 06:27:43 PM »
Hey, I was talking! *tuts* So impolite.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to roll around in agony for a while.
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Offline The Empire

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #504 on: July 29, 2007, 07:16:11 PM »
Why of course I'll excuse you, but if you want I can also help relive the pain.
Would that be ok with you cap'n Khab?
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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #505 on: July 29, 2007, 08:47:03 PM »
"WHAT? Wat kinda pirate ye' are? Coffee drinky landlubba!"

*throws a barrel of coffee which is really oil to the Captain*

"B-t-w... (I'm talking in chatspeak, my character is... :P) I threw the dumped the coffee into the sea some time ago. Weh raided some oil... neded space. Anyway! Who's wit meh for mutiny!"

*throws a torch at Khab and goes off to throw him overboard*
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Offline Khablan

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #506 on: July 30, 2007, 04:35:08 AM »
Aye, Empy, be me guest! 

Capt'n Khab sidesteps the torch just in the nick of time.

That be no way t' treat a lady capt'n, Kozai!  No cookies fer ye!
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Offline Cyadkuso

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #507 on: July 30, 2007, 05:46:12 AM »
*Throws two pirates off of the sails and jumps on top of them.*
Since Larry looks so outnumbered I figured I would try to help. And a lady cap'n?
*Gives flowers to Khab with a smoke grenade lit inside them.*
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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #508 on: July 30, 2007, 07:48:10 AM »
That's insubordination matey, can't 'ave that... *throws Kosai overboard, knocking Cyadkuso over in the process*
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Offline Cyadkuso

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #509 on: July 30, 2007, 08:39:14 AM »
Ahhh!
*Throws grappling hook at Emp.*:whip:
If i go you come with me. Better start pulling. :-P
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