Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)

[Larry]

*Larry and the ninjas leap onto the ship and begin to attack the pirates*

Take this, you brigands!

*As he passes the button, Larry slows down, intrigued*

Hmm, I wonder what this does? No, dammit, I must remember my training. 'Questions are a burden to others; answers, a prison for one's self.'

*Larry wrenches his gaze away from the button and continues to ninja his way down the ship*

[Bara]

*sees ninja #495 do a backflip and wave his sword around, and blats him out of the sky*

"Wait , Wait stop!"

[Talmann]

Looking up at a foggy morning at sea, Talmann wonders where everyone went. He soon realizes he was not lifted on board the other ship, but sees the ship at a nearby island (large island). Paddl'in' with all his might, he swerves up to the ship to have an unconscious ninja land on the raft. Jumping through a porthole, he grabs a few knives and rushes up on deck.
"Oi... can't we all just settle this over a pint? ... No...? All right then, come on!"

* Talmann throws knives with deadly accuracy at several ninjas mid-air, injuring three, one critically.

[Bara]

"We forgot... oh, there you are Tal'"

*begins shooting at the ninjas again*

"Dude, whats up with the ninja dude on your raft?"

[Kozai]

"Why are we fightin' for coffey mates? Coffee for lily-livad landlubbers... weh need more... differen' things for us scallywags. Oh... and dey didn't steal coffee, we dunt drink coffee, we beh pirates! Rum! Where'd da rum go? Oh ya... in the Rum Cellar."

*looks to the ninja drinking a black liquid*

"Ain't dat our load of oil? We put into barrels named coffee, didn' weh?"

*walks up to a torch and throws it at some random ninja that is drinking coffee*

BOOM.

"Fire da cannons! Leave da scallywags behind to face a pirates death. Shoot em all down! Undock! Les mutiny and pillage the seas!"

[Bara]

*looks at the new pirate*

"WTF Dude?!"

[Larry]

*Larry glances up at the explosion*

Well, there goes our prototype robo-ninja.

*returns to the battle, leaping into the air and scattering throwing stars among the pirates*

[Bara]

*gets pined to the wall by the stars*

"Darn ninjas...."

[Larry]

*sees Emp scuttling across the deck*

Wait a minute...this is the same pirate crew we were fighting a few days ago.

*grabs hold of the nearest pirate*

Hey, you! We want the one you call...Naivetry.

[The Empire]

*Stabs Larry in the left eye with a finger*

HA! No more depth vision fer ya 'jammie-boy!

[Larry]

Feh! I'm a ninja. I could kill you with my eyes closed, if I so wished. And you try to impair me by robbing me of my depth perception? Again I say, feh!

*Larry reaches for his sword, drops it, swings a punch at Emp, misses, and topples over*

Dammit! This is just a momentary setback, people. I'll be fine in a minute.

[The Empire]

*Proceeds to give Larry a wedgie, rob him of his lunch and then scuttle away*

"Now where did I leave that frying pan..."

[Larry]

*struggles upright*

Yeah? Well, I didn't even want that lunch anyway. Jerk.

*goes to find some less mean pirates to kill*

[The Empire]

"Ahh! There it is!"

*picks up frying pan, turns on the propane cooking plate and toss an egg high in the air to catch it and crack it with the pan when it comes down*

[Larry]

*delivers a spinning kick to an anonymous pirate and lands next to Emp*

Oh, come on! There's a time and a place for frying eggs, and this isn't it.