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Author Topic: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)  (Read 65873 times)

Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #420 on: July 22, 2007, 10:53:14 PM »
*steps side again, and watches Larry miss and opens up with his lancer*

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Offline Larry

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #421 on: July 22, 2007, 10:59:17 PM »
*begins dueling with Bara, but suddenly stops and looks up at the moon*

Damn, it's nearly midnight. I have to get to bed. Ninjas, withdraw!

*the ninjas start to climb into the waiting helicopters*

Well, looks like you won this round. But we'll be back...back when you least expect it. Oh, and good luck cleaning up the ship.

*with that, Larry grabs onto the rope ladder attached to one of the helicopters, and flies away into the horizon*
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Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #422 on: July 22, 2007, 11:02:14 PM »
*looks over a emp*

"WTF just happend?"
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Offline Khem

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #423 on: July 23, 2007, 02:33:49 AM »
* The Wonderful PUR had just fallen asleep from drinking, now waking up she looked about wondering where the ninja's had gone.

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Offline Khablan

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #424 on: July 23, 2007, 03:39:08 AM »
Arrrrr, what the bloody blazes happened t' me ship?!  I takes a nap an' ye all 'ave a wild party without me??  Oooooh me achin' head.

A'ight maties, report!  What's the damage?  Be we still seaworthy? 
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Offline Kozai

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #425 on: July 23, 2007, 04:14:15 AM »
"'Nay Capitain! All ai' party hats beh missin'!"

Offline Thargoid

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #426 on: July 23, 2007, 06:41:24 AM »
Arrr, you wan' buy dvd?
fi'poun'
Lastest releases be here me buccaneers of the sea

Arrr
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Offline The Empire

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #427 on: July 23, 2007, 08:21:22 AM »
Umm... Barak, why did ye ask me what 'appened instead of launchin' the SAMs?

We 'ere assaulted by a bunch of crazy ninjas m'am... The radio tower got a nick and is 'anging double and 'ere are a lot of 'em ninjas lying around bleeding all over...

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Offline Naivetry

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #428 on: July 23, 2007, 03:59:59 PM »
One of the ninjas strewn across the deck twitches.
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Offline Allama

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #429 on: July 23, 2007, 04:15:06 PM »
* Alana emerges from belowdecks and, seeing the carnage, promptly frowns in annoyance.

"Oi, I figured Bara and Emp were at it again when I heard all the noise, but what's all this?  Ninja attack?  I wish I'd've known."

* She wanders over to the twitching ninja and prods him with her foot.

"Looks like we've got a live 'un, lads."

Offline Naivetry

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #430 on: July 23, 2007, 04:47:28 PM »
"Arrrrrrrrr?" says the ninja.
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Offline Allama

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #431 on: July 23, 2007, 05:11:36 PM »
"Wa-hay, I think he wants to convert!  Arrr, lad?"

Offline Naivetry

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #432 on: July 23, 2007, 05:14:55 PM »
A little more confidently, the (relatively high-pitched voice of the) ninja repeats, "Arrrrr!"
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Offline Allama

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #433 on: July 23, 2007, 06:00:18 PM »
"Awww, he wants to join us!  Cap'n, can we keep 'im?  Pleeeeaaase?"

* Alana extends her hand to help the ninja stand.

"What be yer name, fellow?"

Offline ZeroStriker

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #434 on: July 23, 2007, 06:04:09 PM »
yoooo, ninjas FTW.
Ninjas can leap building to building in a single jump
and unhook bras so fast the girls never find out
they can also throw cookies as fast as bullets

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