Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)

[The Empire]

*cuts ninja #3, #5 and #56 to shreds while stabbing ninja #7 through the family jewels with a leg*

[Larry]

OOC: So, I have to RP for every ninja here? Fine.

IC:

*several ninjas set upon Bara with katanas, while most of them toss throwing stars at Emp from a safe distance, and the rest of them search for the ship's captain*  

*Ninja #32 suddenly stops fighting and gazes down at a fallen comrade*

"#56! No! NO! Not #56! Noooooo!"

[Bara]

*chucks the flamer part of the gun at the ninjas, knocking a few out and blasts the rest to bits*

"ha, im good.."

*blats the ninjas that are throwing stars at emp*

[The Empire]

OOC: I was just giving them numbers to show them as too unimportant to have names, like you alway know that anyone in a cast for an action movie that's called something like 'camp guard #2' is going to die in a very gruesome way.

IC:

*Scuttles over the side, running sideways along the hull and then popping up behind the throwing ninjas*

HA! Time to die pyjamamen!

*three upper-half ninja torsoes fall onto the deck below with a sickening thump-splotch-chrunch*

[Bara]

*Runs and leaps over larry, shooting his bolter you all the time*

[Larry]

*having apparently knocked out PUR, Larry joins the battle, and slices off one of Emp's legs*

Take that, you creepy...spider...thing.

[Bara]

"OH NOOOZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!"

*Drops his bolter and pulls out a lancer*

DIE!

*Runs up, with his chainsaw bayonet roaring*

[The Empire]

*listens to the clang as steel hits titanium and the katana gets an ugly nick*

That was a baaad idea...

[Bara]

*slids past emp and larry by mistake*

"oh nooooozzzzz!!!!!!"

*slides into a big group of ninjas*


OOC: Are we the only Pirates here?

[Larry]

*watches Bara slide past, then turns back to Emp and draws a blade made from pure diamond*

Let's see how your titanium fares against this.

OOC: Yep. I assume my ninjas used some form of sleeping gas to incapacitate the others.

[Bara]

*starts sawing his way through the nijna horde*

"Stupid Ninja crap...."

*after sawing through hundreds of ninjas, Bara and emp stare down Larry*

[The Empire]

*escapes up the rig while dropping the eviscerator on Larry's left foot*

[Larry]

Ow! What the hell, man? That was totally uncalled for!

*slices straight through the ship's mast, which begins to topple over*

[Bara]

*side steps and watches as the mast fall where he was 3 seconds ago.*

[Larry]

*lauches at Bara with a Flaming Fist attack*