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Author Topic: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)  (Read 65853 times)

Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #390 on: July 22, 2007, 06:12:26 PM »
"Allow me"

*Starts blasting down there with a M-60*

"CLEAR!"
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Offline The Empire

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #391 on: July 22, 2007, 07:05:14 PM »
HEY! you almost shot me in the head!

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Offline Khem

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #392 on: July 22, 2007, 07:30:55 PM »
* The Wonderful PUR notices a ninja in the rigging.

"Look out cap'n, theres a bloody ninjy up there! oh bloody hell theres more than one! me thinks this be and ambush!"
* The Wonderful PUR jumps into action, climbing the rigging with incredible speed.

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Offline Thargoid

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #393 on: July 22, 2007, 07:37:48 PM »
Arrr, pirates be pirates forever

tis no choosin' involved

Offline Larry

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #394 on: July 22, 2007, 08:03:37 PM »
*seizing the opportunity to take part in this thread, Larry leaps down from the rigging with the rest of his ninja clan*

We've been spotted! Assume the position!

*drawing various weapons from within their clothing, the ninjas land on the deck and pose menacingly*
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Offline Khem

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #395 on: July 22, 2007, 08:14:39 PM »
* The Wonderful PUR backflips in front of larry and engages him in unarmed combat.

"your ninja tricks won't work on me! i was once one of you!"

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Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #396 on: July 22, 2007, 09:20:14 PM »
*turns around, and pulls out a mini gun and fires very long bursts and the ninjas*

"VIVA LA PIRATES!!!!!!"
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Offline Larry

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #397 on: July 22, 2007, 09:34:42 PM »
*the ninjas easily dodge and/or deflect Bara's bullets, and Larry turns to face PUR*

So, a traitor to our lineage, eh? The worse kind of scum. If you wish to face me in unarmed combat, then so be it.

*Larry signals to his ninjas to watch for signs of trickery - you can never trust pirates*
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Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #398 on: July 22, 2007, 09:37:57 PM »
DARN IT!!!

*pulls out a RPG and blasts all the other Nijnas sky high.*

"Good luck PUR!!!!"
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Offline Khem

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #399 on: July 22, 2007, 09:45:12 PM »
* The Wonderful PUR first takes to her Drunken Style, swerving to and fro. she lifted a bottle of 120 proof rum a nd spit it flaming at Larry. she then awaited his attack waiting to dodge and manuever.

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Offline The Empire

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #400 on: July 22, 2007, 09:54:48 PM »
Time to get rowdy I see.. *pulls eviscerator from back and starts it's engine so the teeth starts spinning with a loud scream*

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Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #401 on: July 22, 2007, 09:58:29 PM »
*looks up to the sky*

awwwww man.....

*watches as ninja dropships drop more ninjas and pulls out a Combi flamer*

"Ready emp?"

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Offline The Empire

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #402 on: July 22, 2007, 10:02:29 PM »
CHAAAAARGE!

*assaults the ninjas without mercy, cutting some in half with the giant chainsword while stabbing others with the tips of my four serrated titanium legs*

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Offline Larry

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #403 on: July 22, 2007, 10:04:38 PM »
*Larry smoothly steps aside to dodge PUR's attack*

You uncouth pirates are welcome to attempt to take on my ninja forces, but stay out of this battle. This is between PUR and I alone.

*Larry leaps into the air and aims a flying kick at PUR*

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Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #404 on: July 22, 2007, 10:08:12 PM »
*sets fires to the bodies of the Ninjas, and opens fire on the ones that Emp has missed so far*

THAT THIS YOU NINJA IDIOTS!

*clicks for his flamer part again, realizing that hes out of flamer ammo*

Oh crap.
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