Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)

[Bara]

fine...

*aims and fires at the seagulls, making ure that he fires the gun extra closle to al's ears*

OOC: 

[Allama]

* Alana subtly shifts sideways, shoving Bara over the side into the water.

"Oh no, I accidentally bumped you!  Everyone, let's haul the poor little thing back on board."

* Tries to look sincere.

[Bara]

"Oh, your real funny!"

*Climbs back abroad*

[The Empire]

Yup, isn't it Al'?

*pushes barak off the boat again*

Oups! there he went in the drink AGAIN?! he must really like to swim

[Bara]

*swims along side the boat for a bit, then climbs back on, and pins Emp to the wall with a knife*

"Ha!"

[Khablan]

Thankee, Allama me dear!  Here, Jack, take this plate o' cookies over t' Allama over there.  A lass needs 'er energy.  And NO funny stuff! 

Bara, you're drippin' all over the place. 

Capt'n Khab picks him up and wrings him out, then sets him down on his feet again.

Looks like we be needin' Gunner t' sew up Emp again. 

[The Empire]

Naw, see, I found this fancy dead-doll totem back on the island and it seems to give some special powers to the one who carries it.

*wound heals instantly as soon as the knife is removed*

[Allama]

Thankee, Jack!  Give my best regards to the Cap'n when ye go back, aye?

[Bara]

hey! i want a Cookie....

[Allama]

* Hands Bara a chocolate chip cookie.

[The Empire]

*uses a 10ft titanium leg to lift and peep under Al's skirt when neither she or PUR is looking*

thinks V
Rats! she has woven panties

[Allama]

* Alana feels the sudden breeze and punts Emp unceremoniously off the ship... then decides to invest in some hefty petticoats.

[The Empire]

*punches the barbed tips of my left side legs clean through the railing pillars, causing me to dangle upside down just above the water*

help?   anyone?

[Allama]

* Pretends not to notice Emp's pleas for assistance and edges away from the railing.

[Bara]

"YEY! A COOKIE!!!!"

*sees emp and dangling and puches him*